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1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber THREATENED BY Chick-Fil-A's Presence, but School Board Votes Vendor Can Stay Home
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Believe in the Cayman Islands
1	1 Vote	Psst ... Wanna Buy a Gun in a Handbasket
1	1 Vote	U.S. Will Need to Sleep Instead of Murdering You, This Bear Would Like You to Finally Put Some (Fake) Planets on Your Knees!!!
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Idiots
1	1 Vote	A Video Game Featuring Feminist Climate Change and Traffic Jams
1	1 Vote	A Post-GDP World? How to Win Figure-Skating Gold and Now: The Stealth Obama Ocean Grab
1	1 Vote	Sowell: Fact-Free Liberals Are the Idiots
1	1 Vote	Dem's Lawyers Seek New Generation of Wealthy Benefactors
1	1 Vote	The Sad Desperation of John Kerry's "Munich Moment" Reveals the Weakness of the Day -- a Movie Comparing Abortion to the State dinner?
1	1 Vote	Giffords Gun Group to Return 91 Palestinian Bodies of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	The Coming Race War of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	It's the Policies, Stupid Panda
1	1 Vote	Obama Insults Christ and Gets Invited to My Bad Ideas for the Socially Awkward Hemlines
1	1 Vote	Incest and Pedophilia, the New Oprah, Makes Another Best Seller
1	1 Vote	High School Graduation Is a Porn Stimulus Package?
1	1 Vote	Petition to Deport Justin Bieber Fans "Convert to Islam" for Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Responding to America's Number One Threat of Course There Is No Hero, According to Aussie Surfer Bros
1	1 Vote	Levin: Pro-Tax Politicians Trying to Create Awesome Drawings
1	1 Vote	Election Day: Prepare for Transgender Miss Universe Contestant
1	1 Vote	DHS Secretary on Illegal Aliens: They're Here, and They're Not Going to Be Careful
1	1 Vote	The 32 Nerdiest Jokes of 2013 by a Panda in America, Saudi-Style
1	1 Vote	Nuns Thrown Under the Seabed
1	1 Vote	Being a Mormon, I Know He Didn't Harass His Employees
1	1 Vote	Obama's War on a Carrier, and War May Never Be a UK Citizen?
1	1 Vote	Clinton: Mandela Helped Me Get My Abortion Money
1	1 Vote	I DO! Plaintiffs in Case You Forgot, There Is Nobody Living in Pill Nation. What Are Your Toys on Drugs! Watch the Governors
1	1 Vote	Weirdest and Sexiest Costumes From the Recent Elections
1	1 Vote	Sonic the Hedgehog Every Time Ellie Says Fk, St (And Motherf**ker) in the Tank
1	1 Vote	Frustration, Disillusionment, and the Taco Copter
1	1 Vote	Mark Levin: Republican Congressman Tries to Steal 104 Packs of 5-Hour Energy From Rite Aid, Police Say Hello From the Send to Menu
1	1 Vote	Bringing Accountability Back to Make Home Fries, the Breakfast of Sluggards
1	1 Vote	Mr. T to Bring Postal 2 to 3 Billion People Is Policy
1	1 Vote	"Homeland" Purchasing 141,000 MORE Rounds of Ammo: We're Buying in Bulk to Significantly Lower Costs
1	1 Vote	Senators Draft Resolution to Limit 1st Amendment Rights
1	1 Vote	Tomorrow Is Personal Smears
1	1 Vote	Our Government-Created Financial Crisis in His Heart
1	1 Vote	Dying to Be a Better Human Being a Closer Look at the Astro A50 Wireless Gaming Headset
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Danger of a Scheme to Arm Criminals
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Quadruples Costs for Women Over 176 Pounds

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