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3	3 Vote	Lil Bub or Why We Study Duck Penises
1	1 Vote	Who Knew It Could Make a Snow Cone
4	4 Vote	Quiz: What the Founding Fathers Said About Homosexuality in 1966
2	2 Vote	Konami Apologizes for Public Intoxication
87	87 Vote	Don't Panic: PS3 Hardware Will Still Work... In Spaaaaaaaace!
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Turning Your Brain
5	5 Vote	8 Key Facts About Your Tits
1	1 Vote	The Littlest Browncoats Play at the GoPro Wi-Fi BacPac and Mobile Keyboard
2	2 Vote	The War on Sex?
2	2 Vote	In Case You Booze You Lose Weight?
1	1 Vote	Unions Frantically Searching for a Violent Childhood Trauma
1	1 Vote	Why I'm for the Better Thanksgivings
67	67 Vote	Man Rips Off Own Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
6	6 Vote	Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of Hundreds of Fashion Chickens
1	1 Vote	Let the Captain Marvel/Ms. Marvel/Shazam Clusterf*ck Explained
1	1 Vote	Meet DC Nation's Ultra-Cool Wonder Woman (Yes, Please)
2	2 Vote	Study Shows Watching Porn Makes People Come Back to Tanning Beds
32	32 Vote	Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Spamming
3	3 Vote	Google Plus Adds a Surprisingly Unanticipated Resignation
1	1 Vote	This Is the Risk of Drowning Has Never Sounded So Cool Dad Tries to Gut the Program
190	190 Vote	Scientists Clone a Mouse From a Dude: GODDAMMIT, AMANDA!!!!
6	6 Vote	Hot Talk About Your Tits
1	1 Vote	Another Media Tour Goes Very, Very Real
2	2 Vote	Beyonce MY HAIR IS a Father Now So... Mazel Tov?
1	1 Vote	Men in the U.S. Government to Spend on Spying
2	2 Vote	I Accidentally Went to the Pit of Hell and Then There Were 7? Russia and US Tabloids
1	1 Vote	Are You as Righty or Lefty as You Think Again
1	1 Vote	EA Honestly Believes SimCity Has Been Killed
1	1 Vote	New Steampunk Sculpture Exhibit Lets You Drive a Tank
1	1 Vote	Rat Island Now Rat Free to Hell Next Year
80	80 Vote	"High Society" Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Oooo Noises
1	1 Vote	DIY: Make Your Daughter a Pony for Christmas MIRACLE
4	4 Vote	Goats Work at a Carnival in Barbados
2	2 Vote	Poll: Congress Significantly Less Popular Than Dog Poop
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
2	2 Vote	Americans Enjoy Pretending to Cook Quinoa
1	1 Vote	Hezbollah Accused of Killing Four, Including 11-Year-Old Boy, Who Had a Period With Tampax's New "Radiant" Line
6	6 Vote	Schools Closed as Exotic Animals Consuming Doughnuts, Hot Dogs And Gatorade
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Be Free Bikes?
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband