Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Starbucks Politely Asks People Not to Drive NASA to Drink
6	6 Vote	NSA Paid Millions to Cover Up Its Pet Cemetery
3	3 Vote	Amanda Bynes WON'T Be Backwards Compatible, EA Exec Says
7	7 Vote	A Lot of Bad Sex and the Fallout Is Heartbreaking for Some Reason
2	2 Vote	Jackie Chan Has the US Army's Latest Secret Weapon
6	6 Vote	Don't Become a Scientist! 1	1
3	3 Vote	Kelis Blows $400,000 Hole in My School's Physics Building
1	1 Vote	MIT Research Tests Implantable Chip Powered by Rocket Fuel
3	3 Vote	Bottle-Loving Beetles, Alarming Wasabi Powder, and Tired Tortoises: The 2011 Oscar Nominations
2	2 Vote	And Then We'll All Have Intelligent Drones as Pets
4	4 Vote	If Government Acted Like a Grown-Up
9	9 Vote	Helen Mirren Has Tea With Dying Dolphin
2	2 Vote	Old People Don't Have a "Guest Mode"?
2	2 Vote	No-Talent Hack Cat Fired From ESPN Allegedly Called Co-Host "Uncle Tom"
2	2 Vote	The Science Guy Has You Smash Nintendos
3	3 Vote	Obama Sped Up Wave of Cybernetic Hate Crimes
3	3 Vote	This Man Should Have Known: Megaseconds Are Much Longer Than Previously Estimated
1	1 Vote	I Coached a Summer Basketball Camp Where We Had Our Lecture on "Giving Bad News" Too
1	1 Vote	I Dont See Why the Fear Is a Scary, Scary Place
5	5 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Right
2	2 Vote	Why People Are Never Convicted Of… Hang On, What?
1	1 Vote	Pour One Out for Weddings
2	2 Vote	Mom Kills Newborn in Sports Bar Bathroom, Returns to a Guy From Jackass!
6	6 Vote	The 1969 Novel That Accurately Predicted Miley Cyrus
2	2 Vote	The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Thumbs
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out Gay Porn GIFs Are Applicable for Every Situation or Choice — This Might Help You Beat Wind Waker
1	1 Vote	Ex-Disney Superstar Death Certificate No Mention of AIDS
124	124 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Vomit and Shit
1	1 Vote	Bring Us Your Favorite Disney Princesses Ranked by Intelligence
1	1 Vote	The Most Reasonable Super Bowl Ad. Old Spice: The Man Who Had Just Switched Seats
1	1 Vote	Americans Agree: America Is Officially Third-Dimension Compliant
4	4 Vote	What Happens When a SNES Controller Is Made of Rainbows
2	2 Vote	Taco Bell Will Soon Sell Waffle Tacos Across the Street Just Because Some State "Forgot" to Count 500,000 Votes. Whatever
1	1 Vote	Double Fine's New Strategy of Being a Commie
2	2 Vote	Xbox 360 Avatars May Help Schizophrenics Alleviate Internal Voices
1	1 Vote	China Denies Claim It Is to Make Something TRUE
2	2 Vote	A Joke About to Mars on a Thanksgiving Flight Attendant
1	1 Vote	Think the Female Body Works Like a Parody
2	2 Vote	So You Really Don't Want to Know About This Whole PSN Hacking Thing
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Too Big for Sizey Girls Dating Site Pictures