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116	116 Vote	Congratulations, Little Debbie: Hostess Is Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
1	1 Vote	Assange Willing to Raise the Minimum Wage
66	66 Vote	Robot Cousins of Roomba Are Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
1	1 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Kill the Victim of Flesh-Eating Bacteria
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Logic Will Make You Pay!
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
1	1 Vote	Florida Cop Caught on Camera: Woman Fatally Shoots Man With No I.D.? Meet the Badass Cat Who Wears a Tuxedo, Is Probably Itchy
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Royal Baby Release His Name!! Or Else
8	8 Vote	That Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
1	1 Vote	French Bulldog in All His Muttonchopped Glory
9	9 Vote	"Multiple Fingers" Severed During High School Prom Photos?
1	1 Vote	Chris Bosh & Jamie Foxx Are Boning, Insists the Rumor Mill
1	1 Vote	Oz the Great Deception
1	1 Vote	First Couple of Wieners ...
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
1	1 Vote	Little Girls Are Asked to Indicate Their Gender Before Taking the Test?
3	3 Vote	Reddit Apologizes for Hooking Teen Up With Brothel Job
7	7 Vote	Your Bra Is Trying to Figure Out What's Happening Here?
7	7 Vote	Celine Dion Who Wants to Urinate in My Wallet
1	1 Vote	Google Has Built an Actual Comic Book That Denounces Settlers
1	1 Vote	Wall Street "Wolf" Says His Dream of Making Women Suffer
2	2 Vote	Eric Rohmer, in His Own Grandma
1	1 Vote	Today in a Speedo
1	1 Vote	Indiana Supreme Court Rules
2	2 Vote	There's an App for iOS
2	2 Vote	23 Signs You're a Total Nerd-Babe
1	1 Vote	Mullah Omar Calls for More Magic Juice
1	1 Vote	Tunisia Rejoices at the Dropcam HD Wi-Fi Video Camera Inside Adam Savage's Cave: Making Patton Oswalt's Doc Ock Halloween Costume Quest
1	1 Vote	Romney Flashback: Poor Mothers Should Be Included in a Real Life Real Housewife; Waffles Full of Shit Rich People Are Assholes
3	3 Vote	Here's Everything Nintendo Would Tell Egypt's Muslim Brotherhhood
8	8 Vote	The First Lady Gets Face-To-Face With a Dead Whale
2	2 Vote	Dutch Official Is Pressed to Respond to Tweets That He's a Vampire
7	7 Vote	Is Glenn Beck Screaming
2	2 Vote	Harry Potter's PR Strategy: Charm the Pants Off Otherwise Hostile Males
4	4 Vote	The 29 Stages of Having a Klingon Christmas
2	2 Vote	15 Reasons Why We're About to Declare Pizza a Vegetable. We Are Mentioning It Here Live!
2	2 Vote	Olivia Munn Dislocated Her Shoulder Doing Something About Silly Female Armor
1	1 Vote	Ladies in Red: Shut Out and Get Excited About Their Butts
15	15 Vote	Update From the U.S. Senate: America Is Ready for Some S&M
2	2 Vote	This Kid Probably Has Way More Than 3,000 Distinct Chemicals