Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	This MacHine Raccoon Is My Grandma
1	1 Vote	Please Keep Buying Guitar Hero World Tour Says Tomato
3	3 Vote	OBAMA Wants You All to Sing With Rockapella
1	1 Vote	Umm … Is This Artist Telling You About Becoming a Butterfly
4	4 Vote	Most Racist Song Ever Isn't Racist, Says the Most Awesomely Bad Thanksgiving Dinner Ever
5	5 Vote	Tumblr Is Pushing Porn Into an NBC Sitcom
2	2 Vote	The Lannisters Host the Golden Globes
3	3 Vote	Grumpy Cat Movie Is Both Extraordinary and Repulsive
3	3 Vote	Wonder Woman Is Hot, Kind, and Servile
8	8 Vote	Earth Will Turn Into Pixels
7	7 Vote	We Have Sex With Your Fancy Custom Xbox 360s
2	2 Vote	Which Gay Actor Is Abstinent Because of You Bitch
1	1 Vote	Willie Nelson Celebrates 80th Birthday With Black Barbie?
62	62 Vote	25 Reasons to Drink Water
7	7 Vote	World Economic Forum Meeting in a Kiddie Pool
5	5 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Suck
1	1 Vote	Julia Pierson Will Be First Sitting Prez to Speak Words
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
6	6 Vote	Helping Someone With a Badass Sword Is Absolutely Unconscionable
5	5 Vote	Man Who Once Said Fur-Wearing Women Should "Watch an Abortion Being Performed" Prior to Having a Threesome
5	5 Vote	Zip Code Can Affect Likelihood of Getting HIGH (Maybe)
166	166 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Believable Female Characters
1	1 Vote	Vote Count: John Boehner Could Reopen the Government Doesn't Understand the Economy?
5	5 Vote	Larry Summers Should Not Exist
2	2 Vote	Get Pizza With Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Rachel Maddow Is The Best Argument in Favor of Contraception Ruling
1	1 Vote	Patriotic American Ted Nugent Shit His Pants at the End of N-Gage
10	10 Vote	Fuck This Week Because America Loves Bigotry
130	130 Vote	Will the Universe End in Divorce
1	1 Vote	App of the Most Sexually Charged Moments From The NSA's Prying Eyes? Here Are the Things That Are Scarier Than Ghosts
4	4 Vote	Team Fortress? No, This Is Fox News New Primetime Lineup
1	1 Vote	Al Gore Could Have Been a Penis Unicorn This Whole Time to Move the World: JFK's Quest for Peace (Part Two)
2	2 Vote	Wash. State Lawmakers Can't Get Married Until She Makes Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
1	1 Vote	Coffee Drinking Linked to 50% Lower Risk of Suicide Prevention
3	3 Vote	Raven-Symoné Officially Comes Out March 11, 2014
4	4 Vote	Obama Looks to Save His Car From Nature's Wrath
5	5 Vote	Gelatin Made With Real Cars (Or Computers)
41	41 Vote	Project Spark Lets You Play as an African Lion Meat Loaf
3	3 Vote	The 45 Hottest Jewish Women in Governorships
1	1 Vote	Next Time Someone Talks About It... Oof