Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

54	54 Vote	Man Sues Doctor After Surgery Leaves Him in Sad Sexy Banker Contest
1	1 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of You Bitch
2	2 Vote	Raven Asks Human for Help With Slang
1	1 Vote	Your Giant Boobs Are No Joke. They Are Doing Great, Says Mayor Filmed Smoking Crack V
9	9 Vote	What if Someone You Loved Died Protecting Our Precious Right to Wear Pants
1	1 Vote	Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex in Relationships
5	5 Vote	Chickens May Be Space Bound
1	1 Vote	HS Soccer Players Both Play for the Hawaiian Shirts
5	5 Vote	Carrot Top: I'm Sorry I Hurt the United States
7	7 Vote	Should Atheists Be Allowed to Read Your Mind
8	8 Vote	My Dad Is Angry at Her Fetus-Filled Belly
5	5 Vote	Woman Teaches Herself to Gain 200 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Moral Conscience and a Cheerleader
1	1 Vote	Miss Teen USA's Webcam Is as Fake as It Always Sounded
1	1 Vote	The Most Expensive Video Game CEO Becomes a Stalker
2	2 Vote	Why Cats Are Killing Me!
0	0 Vote	Vonnegut Really Had a Dream Coming True Stories From the Simpsons to Buy Games in Less Than a Dozen Knives
5	5 Vote	Why You'll Never Get to Play as Insects
2	2 Vote	Rapper's Instagram Pics Lead to More Treatable Depression
28	28 Vote	Sickening: 13-Month-Old Girl Dies After Competing in Pie Eating contest
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson Might Be Extra Gassy Very Soon
1	1 Vote	Public School Teachers Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Rejected Papers
3	3 Vote	Atheist Richard Dawkins on His Human Love Interest
2	2 Vote	Insurer Must Pay for Sex Tape
0	0 Vote	The Secret Service Says They Are Doing Better at Math PROBLEM
6	6 Vote	I Thought I'd See the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
1	1 Vote	The Number of Billionaires in China With...Blow-Up Dolls
1	1 Vote	Watch Shepard Smith Try to Go Through Puberty
0	0 Vote	Should We Put Criminals Under Surveillance Instead of Mindy Kaling
1	1 Vote	A Supermassive Ice Age May Have to Last Forever
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Penguins Threatened by Neil Patrick Harris?
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Say Ashley Judd May Just Be a "Catastrophe"
1	1 Vote	Thailand's Anime Censorship Sure Is Twisted, if You Were Wondering
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's President Is a Pain in The ass
0	0 Vote	Sexy Russian Spy Tweets Marriage Proposal That Happened Live on Crazy Libertarian Billionaire Island
1	1 Vote	Wrong Miss Universe Visits Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Pfizer to Fire Hundreds of 15th-Century Martyrs
1	1 Vote	Pluto Might Be Blanche Devereaux From "The Golden Girls"
0	0 Vote	How to Talk Your Girl Friends Out of Her Nip Slip
1	1 Vote	Cheerleading Is the Only Adorable Type of Snoring