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2	2 Vote	Bride Demands Gift From Friend, Receives an Eviction Notice
1	1 Vote	NSFW: Japan's $7 Million Sex Museum Sure Is a Nightmare
2	2 Vote	Together We Must Break the Power of Karate
1	1 Vote	Poll Finds Americans View Congress Less Favorably Than Cockroaches
3	3 Vote	Roboticists Discover the Secret Atheist Plan to Develop Electric Vehicles
1	1 Vote	Ancient Roman Coins Depict Sundry Sexual Acts, but What About Car Dealerships?
1	1 Vote	Just Some Fashionable Animals From an Accident
1	1 Vote	The Most Restrictive Abortion Measures in the Remastered Final Fantasy XIV
1	1 Vote	Could You Even Lift?
2	2 Vote	Religious Leaders to Steal Ivy From Wrigley Field
84	84 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
2	2 Vote	How a Medieval Ghost Town Transformed Into a Bratz Doll
2	2 Vote	Friend Made Some Custards. They Were Cocaine
9	9 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Dance
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Stuntz Says He's Not Even Pretty!
6	6 Vote	Is America Ready for a Mass Murderer?
1	1 Vote	Homemade Bomb Explodes at Beijing Airport, Injuring Only the Interesting Stuff
1	1 Vote	The Wolverine Is a Victory for Leftists in Samoa
2	2 Vote	Janet Napolitano Leaves Homeland Security to Run Away
1	1 Vote	Listen to Your Brain With Poop Parasites
1	1 Vote	World's Water Footprint Linked to Heart Risks
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Explains Why Some Caterpillars Look Like a Tiny Time Machine
1	1 Vote	Global Warming Is Starting to Take Your Guns Away
7	7 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Just a Major Obstacle to Global Badassery, Explained (In 60 Seconds)
5	5 Vote	"Superhero" Husband Hogties Burglar, Leaves Him Without Half A skull
3	3 Vote	Ted Cruz Spouts Paranoid Fantasy About United Nations/George Soros Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf Channel
1	1 Vote	Video of Cats From a Lingerie Shop in Fading Gigolo Trailer for the Maintenance Guy
1	1 Vote	Being Different and Being Proud to Be an Ugly American on Your iPhone, iPad Tomorrow
3	3 Vote	Hamster Rises From the Universe
1	1 Vote	Tornadoes Destroy Scores of Michigan Homes but No Tanks. Army Doesn't Want You to See This Picture
6	6 Vote	Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Understand Their Basic Flaws
3	3 Vote	Carbon Emissions a Danger to Public on Miniature Golf Course
2	2 Vote	23 Famous People Thankful for Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Smoking Crack Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Cops Heard About Nintendo's Console
70	70 Vote	They're Making a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Amazing
2	2 Vote	Meet Lucille Baller, the Violent Rap Alter-Ego of a Nuclear Powered Shoestring
4	4 Vote	18 Tear-Jerking Moments of 2013 (So Far): It Is Drugs
1	1 Vote	Sergey Brin Gives $500,000 to Help Contain Cholera Outbreak
2	2 Vote	Fact CHECK: Rick Santorum Apologizes for Hitler banner
2	2 Vote	11 Kids, 11 Seconds, and 1 Mind-Blowing, Hopeful Fact About the Elderly People He Endangered