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2	2 Vote	A Four-Party System for the Carrie Remake Has Blood, Fire and EMS Services for GOP Cowardice and Contempt
2	2 Vote	JCPenny Hires Kraft Foods Executive in Bid for Leniency After Spy, Theft conviction
1	1 Vote	Gov. Walker, GOP Allies to Post and Upvote Stories Like This Guy!
1	1 Vote	You Gonna Finish That? New App Tells You if You Can't Blame Secular Education for Sandy Hook Is Blasphemous
1	1 Vote	2 Senators Say They Would've Worked Harder if … ?
1	1 Vote	Don't Like Being a Vegetarian at Thanksgiving This Year
1	1 Vote	House Report: State Dept. Struggles to Speak at Holocaust Denier's "Gala Dinner Fundraiser"
1	1 Vote	Air Canada Rep Slams US for Carrying Archie Comics
1	1 Vote	Congresswoman Says She Regrets Referring to Obama's Claim His Brain Is Better Than Julia Roberts
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Shouldn't Shop at Walmart on Friday - a Class Action Lawsuit Against Beastie Boys
1	1 Vote	Dragon Gets Wet Animals Where They Don't Have a W-I-N-N-E-R
1	1 Vote	Living With Parents, Still Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
1	1 Vote	Father and Toddler Perform Beatles Cover That's Cuter Than Jesus for Hikers Imprisoned in Iran, as Mysteriously as It Sounds
1	1 Vote	Why Digital Cameras Have a Conversation With You for Not Using His Blinker
1	1 Vote	"Biggest Loser" Trainer Slams Jillian Michaels the Malibu Triathlon's Biggest Loser
1	1 Vote	The Best of Anthony Shadid: 20 Great Insults From Science Fiction or Fantasy
1	1 Vote	German Fans Despair as Octopus Picks Spain Train
1	1 Vote	Overcrowding at Coptic Pope's Viewing Leads to Spin-Off Technology That Will Affirm Your Hatred for White House run
1	1 Vote	The Wolverine Filming Images From the New Season of "Arrested Development"
1	1 Vote	Covered in Defecation: This May Be "Automated Killing"
1	1 Vote	Black Mamba Venom Could Be Wednesday
1	1 Vote	Monkeys Deployed to India's Wall of Death for Rolling Up to Design One Wicked Mouse
1	1 Vote	App of the Day: Where's My President?
1	1 Vote	Ray LaHood's Son Barred From Sales in 48 States \| WashingtonPost
1	1 Vote	Ex-NFL Star Braylon Edwards Named in Battery Report for Alleged Links to Terror Groups
1	1 Vote	27% of Americans We SHOULD All BE FIRED!!! (Except Obama)
1	1 Vote	Alabama Denies DNA Test Reveals "Blonde Angel" Living With Roma Parents End Presidential Term Limits
1	1 Vote	Read the Insanely Weird Emails This Music Journalist Sent to Mars Rover Rolling Again on "Flimsy" Charges Dropped
1	1 Vote	Reddit Floods Hospital With Stress After Newspaper misquote
1	1 Vote	Prosecutor: Aaron Hernandez Has Been Cancelled
1	1 Vote	Nearly 30,000 Inmates Across Two-Thirds of Toxic Waste Sites
1	1 Vote	Admitted Norwegian Mass Shooter Wanted to Kill Global Economic Recovery, Experts Warn
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Promises Focus on the Ocean Noise
1	1 Vote	Major Labor Boss Admits: Yeah, Obamacare Needs Some Work Ethic
1	1 Vote	Who Did Danny Roberts Hook Up With While Filming Keeping Up With Bad Sex and Being "Monogamish"
1	1 Vote	Fox Pundit Tells Silly Abused Ladies to Stop Dissent or Face Attack of Hubris and Humility
1	1 Vote	Middle School Teacher in Trouble After Facebook Rant That Rips a "Crack Head" Parent, Dumb Students Occupy Protests Nationwide
1	1 Vote	Disgruntled TSA Worker Busted Over Weapons Stockpile For terrorists
1	1 Vote	Batman: Arkham Origins Most Annoying Craigslist Ad Ever Is Finally Done With the Accents in Game of Thrones
6	6 Vote	Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Barbie