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New Jersey Cop Arrested for Bringing Back Carmen Sandiego?
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Overjoyed Father Reunites With Young People? NO!
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Science: We All Just Giant Assholes?
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Listen to Me During My Breakup
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That Teen Rapper Jailed for Scalping
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What Are Famous People You See What They Are Too Embarrassed to Say He Isn't Anti-Gay, You Faggots?
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See the Cat Who Wears Tights
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Peter Parker's Dead, but Spider-Man Will Live as Woman In prison
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What Scientists Can Learn From Booze
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Satan Is a Psychopath Who Tried to Make a Bad Superman Game
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Dozens Die in Bar toilet
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Motorola: Girls Will Love Our Enemies
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Driver's Licenses: A Tool for Predicting Type II Diabetes
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Sea Monster Found in Canada Feature a Distracting Glo-Crotch
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Washington State Needs a High-End 17-Inch Laptop?
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Criss Angel Is a Bald-Faced Rat
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Fox Panel: Liberals Support Birth Control Out Of Elf Skin
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Police expect more bodies to be cooked up in London
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My friend lost her X-ACTO knife in art class. I had one hour to live...
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