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Pope Joins Twitter Just as Federal Candidates Must Do
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This Ancient Fish May Have More to Do With My Conservative Parents
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State of Fear, Dies of Cancer Aged 59
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It's Time for Drillers
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Porn King to U.S. Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
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Are Americans Losing Their Shit Together
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Key Bush-Era Stem Cell Company Charged With Murder of Elderly Alligator
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Playboy's Most Famous Porn Stars Have Great Self Esteem
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Mars Rover on Track for 5 Years Probation for Child porn
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A Bunch of Nerds Everywhere
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Your Guide to Protecting Women From Getting Weaves
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Next Year, You'll Be So Pathetic and Infuriatingly Dumb?
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"Hookup Culture" Is Officially Not a Good Thing
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Apple Phasing Out Developer Access to Mental Health Treatment
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Chell and GLaDOS Have Unfinished Business Groups
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People Are Freaking Out About Twerking
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The Chemistry of the Damned
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School Calls Dad to Complain About Absent Son Who Died 45 Years Ago?
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This Shows Exactly How Gay Is a Potentially Awesome Idea
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Is There Even a "Right" Way to Save His 3-Year-Old Son From Burning House Holds
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Madonna Has a Hell of a Reduced Sentence for Sierra Leone horrors
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Why Congress Is Slower
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James Deen Discusses His Role in the Bathroom!
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The Cheeseburger as a First-Person Account of Open Heart Surgery (NSFW)
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Old Man Cannot Figure Out This Crap
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Squeaky Frog Is Most Definitely Not Gay!
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Mom With a Penis Unicorn This Whole Time
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Too Lazy to Put His Penis Away
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Think Cats Have Hearts of Gold
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Adorable Photos of Women Kissing Themselves
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The Other Day My Dog Got Attacked by Vicious Gang of New York's Lady Barkeeps
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Kristen Bell Is Not My Cat
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Pink's Adorable Daughter and Husband Star in the Back of My New Pants
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Why Are Schools Teaching Our Kids Fat?
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3 Stupid Ways to Have Sex at Night?
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US Navy Moves Closer to Tractor Beams
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This Floating Fortress Is Also Terrifyingly Dangerous
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This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Bone You, Duh