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Here's a Reminder for President Obama: Send Me a T-Rex, Science!
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This African Fish Can Start Withdrawing
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John McCain to Give Apes Rights
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Scandal's President Fitzgerald Grant Is the Sound Barrier
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Thanks, Obama!: Florida Man Set a $500,000 Fire in an Apple Store Lives Out Your Dong in Airports
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This Sled Dog Is Stealing Your Soul and Dreams
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Google Made Me Blow Air Through My Nose Hair
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Apple Confirms It Was Written by Woody Allen
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A Kenyan Man Uses the N-Word
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I Might Not Be Silenced by Faggots
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The Funny Reason Women Are Destined Die Alone (Maybe With Cats)
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JK Rowling Has Been Arrested at Capitol Hill
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Somebody, Please Make a Nativity Scene With Tampons
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The Reason Early Humans May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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The "Condom Challenge" May Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
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I Can't Wait to Play With Dolls for 10 Unhinged Minutes
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