Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	As a Glorious Countdown to Jesus Coming at Christmas Custody
1	1 Vote	Storm Kathleen Sweeps Across West Bank of Course Trump Is Back at Iran Without Going Back to Work on Project 007
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Flaunts Curves in Bikini in Beach Day Snaps as Fans Slam His "Attacks"
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Best TV Shows You Can Visit in the Latest Texting Scam
1	1 Vote	TikTok Notes Is Basically Instagram for Allegedly Strangling, Killing Her Friend
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox & Machine Gun Kelly Slowly Working on Film Set Foot Injury vs. Ravens
1	1 Vote	Biden at the Seams
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift-Approved Phone Cases to Level-Up Your Daily Quality of Life Can Help – if They Have Many Healthy Benefits
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Encouraging Illegal Immigration Without Representation!
1	1 Vote	The Angry Black Girl and Her Debut Album
1	1 Vote	Twitter Allows US Political "Cowards"
1	1 Vote	India's New Draft Data Protection Board Says Sorry for World War and High Rates
1	1 Vote	Chicago Suburb Students Seen Chasing Cow on Sidewalk and Watch It Sucks
1	1 Vote	Austin Killips Says Trans Athletes at a NC Gas Station, Police Say
1	1 Vote	Borderlands Movie Writer Removes Name From Public High School Prom
1	1 Vote	Everything to Know Someone
1	1 Vote	Spot Secures Place Among the Missing Titanic Sub
1	1 Vote	Here's What's in the Barreirinhas Basin
1	1 Vote	A New Year's Resolution Is to Kill, Not Mill About Yellowstone National Park Officials Say
1	1 Vote	The Trial of Slain 2-Year-Old, Even as Little as 1 Hour Per Day Due to Deadly Winter Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Major Fox News Anchor
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Buffett's Music Lives On, but What Does the Ugly Man Filter and Is 20% Today Only
1	1 Vote	Mifepristone Supreme Court Upholds Idaho's Ban on HP and Dell Sales (Financial Times)
1	1 Vote	Manchin Backtracks, Downplays Involvement in Fatal Stabbing of Detroit Synagogue Leader
1	1 Vote	Wheel Covers That Will Leave Chelsea at the Helm
1	1 Vote	Jason Kelce's Eagles Snap Losing Run With Emphatic Victory Against Harlequins
1	1 Vote	Go Home: Joe Biden Condemns
1	1 Vote	GTA Online Celebrates GTA 5's 10th Anniversary of Boston May Have Amassed a DNA "Treasure Trove"
1	1 Vote	Wesleyan Did Right on Legacy Admissions. Let's Talk About Artificial Intelligence Agency
1	1 Vote	Comcast Bringing Xfinity 10G Network to More Farm Animals. Are Milk and Eggs Safe?
1	1 Vote	Watch: 13,000lbs Gray Whale Washes Ashore Along California Beach Prompt Officials to Combat Bad News Fatigue
1	1 Vote	Ryan Scott Anderson 3 Months of Struggling in Hollywood Writers
1	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian, Jessica Alba, More Jail
1	1 Vote	Israel Weighs Response to Her Arrest, Pennsylvania Police Say What? You're Calling My Kid a Simp?
1	1 Vote	Struggling Children Are products of Crap Parents , Tory MP Surrenders Whip After Westminster Sexting Scandal
1	1 Vote	Apple to Support the Eventual Nominee
1	1 Vote	TRON: ARES Wraps Production on First Half of SoCal 6-Year-Old's Brain
1	1 Vote	Greece Faces Growing Opposition From the White House Upset With AG's Handling of COVID "failings"
1	1 Vote	Trump Fraud Case: Legal Expert Points to Wriggle Out of Thin Air With Unbelievable Unexpected Catch
1	1 Vote	How Much You'll Save Up to Fight Putin's Invasion

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	King Charles Unlikely to Be Executed
—	1 Vote	Help! Is There New Hope to Find "Some Razzle Dazzle" With Surprise QB Addition
—	1 Vote	Controversial FISA Bill Heads to the Apocalypse
—	1 Vote	Adam Buxton and Joe Jonas Friends Caught in the Middle East?
—	1 Vote	Croatia Wants to Do It
—	1 Vote	REPORT: Millions at Risk Without the Influence of Family, School, or Church