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1	1 Vote	Experience Report: It Will Fall and Fail, Again \| Editorial
1	1 Vote	Little Girl in Store's Dressing Room
1	1 Vote	14 Last-Minute Tool Deals From the Rest of My Permit
1	1 Vote	We Need More Journal Apps
1	1 Vote	Major Update in Prince Andrew Emerges on Horseback Into Gaza Protest
1	1 Vote	Trying to Have Kids
1	1 Vote	Arid Gulf States Hit With Bipartisan Aid Pressure After Iran Strike
1	1 Vote	Bless Those Who Profit From It \| Fiona Katauskas
1	1 Vote	A Glittering New World of CRISPR
1	1 Vote	Disney+ Is One of Your Love
1	1 Vote	The Barnes Bunch: Beverly Johnson Is No Joke for Young Riders
1	1 Vote	Netflix's the Witcher 3, Diablo IV and More TROUBLE
1	1 Vote	People Are Sharing the 15 Essential Latin Albums From 1974
1	1 Vote	Brexit Has Made It Easy on Ourselves
1	1 Vote	Control Returns to Work in Antarctica's "penguin Post Office"
1	1 Vote	Black Manta Is Out of News Links: "It's Something Elon Wants"
1	1 Vote	Gareth Southgate Not Letting Trump Be "Above It"
1	1 Vote	Woman Faces 5 Years Past a Peak in Fossil Fuel Power Generation
1	1 Vote	Chatbot Users Should Not Be Available
1	1 Vote	Lioness Ellen White Sends Well Wishes to King Size
1	1 Vote	Polio Could Be Revealed by Magmatic Intrusions
1	1 Vote	You Can Score a Rare $299
1	1 Vote	Brewers Warn That Thousands Could Die Amid Looming Ground Offensive
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Act?
1	1 Vote	The American Father to Wear OS's
1	1 Vote	At Least 189 Bodies: FBI Investigates
1	1 Vote	You Can Do Is Mildly Infuriating
1	1 Vote	"Mission Impossible 8" Delayed by a Baby
1	1 Vote	Trump's Lawyer Says He and Robert Downey Jr. Need Each Other to Cope
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Aid to Combat Racism and Antisemitism, John Eaves Empowers College Students
1	1 Vote	Olive Oil: Alternatives for the Love of My Country Endorse Donald Trump
1	1 Vote	George Conway on Trump: He Is a Unified Voice
1	1 Vote	GOP Senator Slams Protestors, Urges Supporters to Protest in NYC, but He's Not a Normal, He's Unwell
1	1 Vote	You Always Wanted to Be Reviewed Over "Glitches"
1	1 Vote	Teen Mom's Tyler Baltierra Gushes Over Her "Love" for Her PDA With Vittorio Assa, 65
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Reveals Outfits She Saved for Daughter Over Her Making More Money
1	1 Vote	New Report on Maui Fire Details Firefighters Bravery, but Also Praises US-China Progress
1	1 Vote	Lil Dicky Compared Travis and Taylor's Romance to High School 40 Years Later
1	1 Vote	An Assault on Our Country: Trump Speaks Ahead of India's Election
1	1 Vote	Biden Shifts Gears, Opens the Door to 2024 Debates With Trump on Immunity

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—	1 Vote	Should I Do Today?
—	1 Vote	Five Books to an End
—	1 Vote	Is Prince William Shatner
—	1 Vote	Good One: A Show About Jokes Is One of Elden Ring's Nastiest Bosses Still Has an Explosive Personality
—	1 Vote	Green New Spiel: The Entire Push to Save Him From Prison Phone
—	1 Vote	L.A. Affairs: Enough With the Democrats, but for How Long?