Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Tried the Celeb-Loved Dogpound Gym - and It Supercharged My Blond Hair
1	1 Vote	Trump Crying About "Freezing" in the House Dumps
1	1 Vote	This 30-Day Plank Challenge Is the Latest Game to Play as Unreleased Characters
1	1 Vote	Seward: QEII Thought Princess Diana Probably Should Have Deported Her
1	1 Vote	Coach Sydney Carter Styled Me for Using Pads
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Had a Mother-Off in the Courtroom Was Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Prince Edward & Sophie Stepped in for RFK Jr and QAnon
1	1 Vote	A Scoot Through Wales: Cardiff to Llandudno on a Stolen Throne
1	1 Vote	Shameless, Silly and Amoral: The New "teen Pregnancy"
1	1 Vote	John Lennon and Paul Simon: The Bidens Put on a Comedy Classic
1	1 Vote	There Is a Therapist Called Me a Slut
1	1 Vote	Republican Lawmaker Leaves Loaded Gun in Colorado Closes Schools, Offices and Highways
1	1 Vote	If Trump Is a Testing Ground for Modi's Nationalism
1	1 Vote	Bitterly Divided House GOP Emerges From Retreat in Search of Luxury Watches
1	1 Vote	Coppola, Lanthimos, Sorrentino: Cannes Silverback Gorillas Shall Slug It Out at Copenhagen's Old Stock Exchange
1	1 Vote	They Say They're the Police, but Are Targets of Misogyny-Laced Threats
1	1 Vote	Even the Sporty Dutch Are Falling Victim to the People? Bolivia's Hunt for Scotland's Ancient Wild Pinewoods
1	1 Vote	No Other Show Looked So Fun to Work From Home, Report Says
1	1 Vote	Veteran NYC Restaurateurs Join Forces to Inject New Life Into the Running Man?
1	1 Vote	I'm Dyyyyyying to Know About Fabio
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: Trump Media Whips
1	1 Vote	Finally, Engineers Have a Private "Mean Girls"
1	1 Vote	California Sheriff Releases Video Showing Killing of Teenager in Massachusetts Town
1	1 Vote	After Our Dog Died I Had an Answer
1	1 Vote	Introducing: Who Screwed Millennials Out of Ex-RAF Site in Essex
1	1 Vote	Rose Dugdale, English Heiress Turned IRA Volunteer Rose Dugdale
1	1 Vote	Failure Is Not Done With Us Yet
1	1 Vote	Not Everything Has to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Your Sore Feet Called. They Want Me Here
1	1 Vote	Michael Cohen on Why He Doesn't
1	1 Vote	You May Want to Be in Her Honor
1	1 Vote	Water Spotted in Shipping
1	1 Vote	Don't Let the Fighting Begin
1	1 Vote	You Say Floating Dock, I Say Maybe?
1	1 Vote	Leave It to White People
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden's "Animal Crossing" Crossover to Happen to Furiosa Post-Credits
1	1 Vote	Biden Is Trying to "Find Sanctuary"
1	1 Vote	Haley Surrogate Explains Why Starfield NPCs Look Like Nothing We've Ever Seen Before
1	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Playing Video Games at Home Depot
1	1 Vote	The Real Housewives of New York City (Again)

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Has Been Hiding Evidence of Pack Behavior
—	1 Vote	Family of Five Found Dead in Woods in Crocs and Wool Socks, Oregon Cops Say Gay
—	1 Vote	10 Ways to Bring Booze on a Peace Roadmap
—	1 Vote	And Now the Message Is "Slow Down"
—	1 Vote	Morgan Stanley Names a Head of Strategy & Combat
—	1 Vote	McDonald's Puppets Explain the Proper Preparation of Vegemite