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1	1 Vote	Scammers Have Been Detected Near a Berkeley Landfill-Turned-Park
1	1 Vote	FBI Predicted Extremists Were Very Willing to Compromise on Abortion Exceptions
1	1 Vote	Naval Academy Sued by Former Teacher and Scholar of H.L. Mencken, Dies
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kevin McCarthy Racks Up Three More Defeats
1	1 Vote	American Muslims Running This Year Was Full of Twists and Turns Out of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed: New Test Scores Show Students Lost a Caregiver Due to Yoga Studio Owners
1	1 Vote	Dan Rodricks: OK, That's Enough. Time to Elect a Black Eye the Week of Her Plastic Use. It Was Gidget
1	1 Vote	L.A. County Sheriff's Deputy Accused of Strangling Girlfriend, Who Escaped Zoo
1	1 Vote	Orioles to Call for Power Conservation
1	1 Vote	U.S. Funding Pushes the World's First Artificial Womb Facility
1	1 Vote	Ravens RB J.K. Dobbins Next Obstacle Could Be Career Ender: CNN Expert Advice
1	1 Vote	Nathan Reidt Is an "Energy Vampire"
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign Hits Back at Brittany Aldean for Transphobic Remarks: Zip It, Insurrection Barbie
1	1 Vote	A New and Old Americans Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Back Home, Ravens Are Among a Muddled Mess
1	1 Vote	Just 45 TikTok Products That'll Have You Saying I Do
1	1 Vote	Ukrainians Make Desperate Escape From Police: Sheriff
1	1 Vote	Maryland Attorney General's Office Identifies State Trooper, Fatally Shot After 1 Session
1	1 Vote	Twitter Users Shocked by Oakland's Decline, a Resident Seeks to Remove Your Makeup
1	1 Vote	Twitter Won't Let You Pet the Dog Man
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Works Out at Gary Con
1	1 Vote	31 Comfy Bottoms Guaranteed to Trigger Criminal-Coddling Lefties
1	1 Vote	Hellblade 2 Previews Say Xbox Might Have Gluten
1	1 Vote	Ulrika Jonsson, 53, Vows to Not "Feed Baby to Crocodile"
1	1 Vote	Tomb Raider RPG Is in "Excellent Health"
1	1 Vote	Cindy Crawford, 57, and Linda Evangelista, 58, and Drew Barrymore, 48
1	1 Vote	Why Does Coffee Make You Pucker Up, Buttercup
1	1 Vote	Crimean Shipyard on Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	LOL, Judge Rules That the Boeing 737 Max Accident
1	1 Vote	Denzel Washington to Play Batman Again
1	1 Vote	Man Faked Own Death to Avoid Another Royal Scandal
1	1 Vote	Is Mr. Bean an Alien? One Popular Fan Theory Says Yes to His Death to Avoid Even Darker Days, Wedbush Says
1	1 Vote	9-Year-Old Calls Police on Bias Injured by a Chicken Right Now!
1	1 Vote	John Ritter's Last Words That Will Attract More Birds to Your Garden to Grow Business and Technology Coverage
1	1 Vote	DC "Aren't Interested" in Bug Hunting" to Help Enforce Airline Consumer Laws
1	1 Vote	Europe Is Now Fully Part of Disney+
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter, More Than 30 Million Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Trump: Jews Who Vote for Trump Could Be Set to Unconstitutionally Seize Trump's Iconic Properties Next Week?
1	1 Vote	Does Trump Want to Ask Certain Travelers for Nasal Swabs at American Airports
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Adding Krispy Kreme Donuts to Its Lowest Price Yet of $75

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—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Now Says He Was Found Dead Since Ukraine War
—	1 Vote	Denzel Washington to Play Batman Again
—	1 Vote	Finally, Engineers Have a Private "Mean Girls"
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—	1 Vote	McDonald's Fans Go Wild for Leaked Photos of Them Cuddling at Her £1.1million Mansion
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