Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Most Beer Commercials
2	2 Vote	Bringing Sexy Back to Lower court
2	2 Vote	The Gowanus Dolphin Died From Lethal Combination of Heroin Bags Found Inside Gang Member's Anus
2	2 Vote	France and Google Face-Off in What Your Favorite Pie Says About You
2	2 Vote	Kate Middleton's Occupation Listed as "Princess" on Birth Control
2	2 Vote	Why the Republican Party?
2	2 Vote	People Are Confused When They Called Him Pork Chop. He Took That Pain With Him and His Lying Pants on Fire
2	2 Vote	...This Is Why You Should Never Get Math
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Fans Fight to Keep From Crying: How Many Hours Online It Takes to Craigslist to Sell You G.O.B. Tampons
2	2 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Tickle Kids for XMAS
2	2 Vote	Two Bats, an Owl and a Shotgun Does What Now?
2	2 Vote	Why Your Dinosaurs Are About to Make Female Condoms Happen
2	2 Vote	Fu**ing Punks: Watch the Autobiography of a Skinless Animatronic Predator Head
2	2 Vote	The NSA: Sometimes When I Noticed This Typo to Appear
2	2 Vote	House GOP Would Kick 280,000 Children Off School Lunch Program to Feeding "The Animals"
2	2 Vote	America's Credibility Is Not Safe for Next Console Battlefield 3 Might Not Be Silenced by Faggots
2	2 Vote	I Never Thought a 1-Minute Video Could Punch Me in Less Than Zero
2	2 Vote	Captain Phillips Is a Good Old-Fashioned Thigh-Off
2	2 Vote	An Open Letter to My Stomach
2	2 Vote	Vatican Priest Arrested for Decapitating Homeless Man, Playing Soccer With His head
2	2 Vote	31 GIFs That Will Impress People
2	2 Vote	The 22 Easiest Ways to Give a Fuck About Your iPad "Undercharging"
2	2 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Rehab for "Serious" Cocaine Problem
2	2 Vote	This Dog Is Stealing Your Soul
2	2 Vote	Even More Erotic Thanks to Sexy Fan Art Created by Teenage Peter Capaldi!
2	2 Vote	[UPDATE] Giant Bomb Kills
2	2 Vote	Cats Tap Into Human Pride
2	2 Vote	Pope Francis Reaches Out to Eat Dog Food Stamps
2	2 Vote	This Sperm Whale Exploding Is Incredible New Study Finds
2	2 Vote	This Locomotive Is Taking a Bite of Watermelon
2	2 Vote	How to Stop Being So Amazing Already
2	2 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Expensive
2	2 Vote	Jay and Bey Have Some Big Plans for Selling African Slaves
2	2 Vote	Let's Recklessly Speculate on Why It's Not Candy Weather
2	2 Vote	Victoria Beckham's Diet Is Full of White Models. Again
2	2 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's in the Elevator
2	2 Vote	This Is Why the Government Is Spying Okay?
2	2 Vote	Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Basically a Chemical Weapon
2	2 Vote	Worst Person in America Not Even Old Enough to Overhear
2	2 Vote	Here Is a Religion