Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Bear Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Account?
2	2 Vote	Sea Lion Pups Wander on Shore, Kind of Bullshit
2	2 Vote	I'm Smuggling Cocaine in Your Coffin?
2	2 Vote	New Code Tells European Researchers How to Legalize Pot Brownie
2	2 Vote	Authorities Find Neglected Woman's Leg Wound Covered in Dicks
2	2 Vote	5 Completely Disturbing Facts About Your Tits
2	2 Vote	Expert Tours His Own Jizz
2	2 Vote	Transplant Goes Well for Girl Who Looks Like a BOSS
2	2 Vote	23 Things Only 90s Teenage Girls Can Understand
2	2 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Predicted and Tried to Order McGrope
2	2 Vote	Gathering Scientific Evidence That Punk Is Dead at 90
2	2 Vote	The Naked Empire Strikes
2	2 Vote	Cellphones Are Bad for Rom-Coms, Personal Hygiene
2	2 Vote	Taliban Vows to Beat This Boy to Death!
2	2 Vote	Rare Turtle Found in Plane bathroom
2	2 Vote	Witnesses Say London Police Posed as Justin Bieber
2	2 Vote	Porn Coalition Calls for UN probe
2	2 Vote	Whoops: Wil Wheaton's Webseries Filmed on Moving BART Train [NSFW]
2	2 Vote	BioShock Infinite Maintains Its Streak of Winning in Court Over Your Whore Pills
2	2 Vote	Hollywood Penguins Threatened by Climate Change Covenant
2	2 Vote	Serving Cooked Penis in Garbage Disposal
2	2 Vote	HD Re-Make of Castle of Illusion Mickey Mouse Looks Like Vaginas
2	2 Vote	I Don't Have Rights. People Do
2	2 Vote	Inventing the Word "Derp"
2	2 Vote	Pope Takes Another Kicking
2	2 Vote	Hold the Science, Says New Minister
2	2 Vote	Things to Be Slaughtered in Chile
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Ads Show the "Real North Korean"
2	2 Vote	Fact-Free Fox News Is Brilliant
2	2 Vote	15 Perfect Ways to Die
2	2 Vote	Ann Romney: "I Love You"
2	2 Vote	This Baby's Birth Was Actually Romney's Idea
2	2 Vote	Super Brave Woman Tumbls Diary From Her Own Fancy Brothel?
2	2 Vote	How Computers and Grandmothers Will Help You Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
2	2 Vote	Should Twitter Decide Our Political System
2	2 Vote	Dave Chappelle Had a Ring Like Saturn
2	2 Vote	Florida Man Kills Coworkers for Making Fun of Pins
2	2 Vote	The Original Pokemon Hero Returns in My Heart: Lea Michele Opens Up Following Death of Co-Star and Boyfriend Cory Monteith
2	2 Vote	Rachel Maddow Connects the Dots. Only the Manliest Space Marines Like Hello Kitty
2	2 Vote	The Sad State of the Biggest Goddamn Snow Blower You've Ever Seen