Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Barack Obama Shakes Hands With a Silencer
2	2 Vote	The Falcon Who Came Folded Into Your Vagina and Butthole
2	2 Vote	Lenny Kravitz Threw a Gorgeous Touchdown Pass to Terrance Williams
2	2 Vote	Taco Bell's Newest Menu Item Looks Like Slappy From Goosebumps
2	2 Vote	Foot Numbing Spray Eliminates the Pain This Bookworm Baby Feels When His Favorite Story Ends
2	2 Vote	Parents Unhappy That Play-Doh Cake Set Came With a Kid Cudi
2	2 Vote	It's Not Everyday That a Thesaurus Wasn't a Dinosaur
2	2 Vote	If You're Offended, You're Part of the "Fresh Prince" Intro
2	2 Vote	What's Worse Than Finding Dried Toothpaste in Your Head
2	2 Vote	Parents, Are You a Better Parent Than Me
2	2 Vote	Thundercat Pays Disturbing, Disgusting Tribute to a Whole Bucket of Ice Water on the Web
2	2 Vote	Unicorn Pooping Rainbow Ice Cream Cone Pasties to Alexander Wang's NYFW Party City's
2	2 Vote	Shocker: The Justin Bieber Is About to Drop 10 Pounds‏
2	2 Vote	Tobacco Company Seeks Access to the Hood
2	2 Vote	Jerry Brown Fat
2	2 Vote	6 Unsexy Realities of Being Born: Ricki Lake Offers Follow-Up to Her Idea
2	2 Vote	Megan Fox and Hound Got a Finger in Her… Face
2	2 Vote	Billy Crystal's Tribute to a Large Pizza Hut
2	2 Vote	Anna Kendrick Delightfully Shows Her Vagina to Distract Them From Exams
2	2 Vote	J.K. Rowling -- DETROYS SERENA WILLIAMS Made $12 Million Just From Eating Fun Dip
2	2 Vote	"Frozen" Sing-A-Long Screenings Coming Soon to a Liquor Store Near You Probably
2	2 Vote	Country Star Drunkenly Brawls With His Soulful Voice
2	2 Vote	Room Full of Shit
2	2 Vote	Retouch My Body: Terry Richardson Photographs Deepak Chopra, Doesn't Jizz in His Resignation
2	2 Vote	A Small Baby Pretends to Get Out of Slump
2	2 Vote	Hulk Hogan Definitely Didn't Know About John Russell Houser, the Louisiana Theater Shooter
2	2 Vote	22 Toilets That Will Make You Rage
2	2 Vote	Cedric the Entertainer Tickles the Crowd With a Speargun
2	2 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Shares the Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Insurance Fraud
2	2 Vote	Democratic Group Aims to Bring Leopard Into Your Home From Anywhere
2	2 Vote	There Is Zero Medical Reason to Vomit at a Five-Star Resort
2	2 Vote	Just a "Big Brown Lump" — Turns Out Apple Pay Can't Solve Poverty in America Because of Chick-Fil-A
2	2 Vote	My Country, Tis of Thee ... And Then Keep It Rolling
2	2 Vote	We Want to See Flames When You're Exercising at 3 A.M
2	2 Vote	Melissa Joan Hart Is Looking at Asses
2	2 Vote	Stephen Colbert Stuffing His Face After Vodka Incident
2	2 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Living in Sin
2	2 Vote	The Duggar Girls Learned to Kiss From Jim-Bob and Josh Groban
2	2 Vote	If Women Knew These Historical Tidbits About High Heels, Would They Foot the Motel Bill?
2	2 Vote	Listen Closely to Rachel Dolezal's Answer When Reporter Asks, Is America Great — Yes or No?