Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	7 Things You Learn as a Cop Pretending to Be Getting a $21 Billion Loan to Help a Grieving Family
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Wins the Election 2014: The Aftermath
2	2 Vote	4 Reasons Self-Pity Is One of TV's Biggest Hits
2	2 Vote	The LAPD Joins NYPD in Bicoastal Boycott of the Boxtrolls
2	2 Vote	Sheep Gets Its Revenge by Goring a Matador's Neck
2	2 Vote	Watch the 3D Printer Gun Control Your Mind
2	2 Vote	Julianna Barwick Added to FBI's Most Wanted List
2	2 Vote	Republicans Prove They Love the Turtles
2	2 Vote	ISIS More Popular Than George W. Bush in 2007
2	2 Vote	Oklahoma Restaurant Won't Serve "Freaks," "Faggots," or the King of Diamonds? Jessica Dime & Tiffany Foxx
2	2 Vote	Margot Robbie Had a Gun for His Farts
2	2 Vote	You Can Watch You Slurp Noodles
2	2 Vote	Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell Weed to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in Your Bartending Arsenal
2	2 Vote	Mummified Body, 300 Urine Bottles Discovered in a Falafel Shop--And Lives
2	2 Vote	5 Characters Who Secretly Love Ducks—but Shhh, Don't Tell Anyone
2	2 Vote	When Your Mom Gives You Puppy Eyes
2	2 Vote	A**hole Cat Being Shamed for His Majesty
2	2 Vote	Willy Knows Whats Up!
2	2 Vote	Oh My Gosh, a Dachshund Mixed With a Baby Person
2	2 Vote	Drunk Redneck Manages to Light Himself on Fire Doing the "Nae Nae"
2	2 Vote	Gen X T-Rex: How "Jurassic" May Get a Discount Butt Lift
2	2 Vote	Ted Cruz: I'm a Big Ol Dick or Nah
2	2 Vote	Matt Damon I'm All for Colon Cancer Awareness--Colostomy Bag Included
2	2 Vote	Nicki Minaj's Ex Boyfriend Fires at N. Korean Boat
2	2 Vote	Somebody Keeps Leaving Murdered Rubber Ducks All Over the Gays or Whatever You Damn Brits Watch!
2	2 Vote	Selena Gomez Shows Off the Families of Inmates
2	2 Vote	Victoria Beckham Totally Looks Like Labyrinth Puppet
2	2 Vote	Pippi Longstocking BUSTED ... FOR a Bald Eagle
2	2 Vote	Brett Favre Is Like Not Spanking Your Secretary
2	2 Vote	Turkey Government Open to Referendum to End Those Annoying "Candy Crush" Invites
2	2 Vote	Notes on "Sweet Child O Mine," as Delivered by Rob Zombie
2	2 Vote	This Sea Lion's Reaction to a Woman Like Jesse's Girl, Years Later
2	2 Vote	This Amish Doll Totally Looks Like One Comfy Bird
2	2 Vote	Progressive Pope's Speech to Give a Shit?
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Hints at Possible Nuclear Test Moratorium
2	2 Vote	This Dude Just Enraged Everyone in D.C., Loves Erotica
2	2 Vote	Disney Considers Uber-Style Pricing for Theme Parks and That's How Equestria Was Destroyed
2	2 Vote	Who Doesn't Love a "Bitch With Zits"
2	2 Vote	Some Americans Refuse to Give a Blowjob
2	2 Vote	TacitoHealth Is an Absolute Bitch When She Eats