Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	America Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Awesomeness
2	2 Vote	Watching Crayons Get Made Makes Me Want Babies, Like Now Here's 30-Minutes of Kanye West and Pharrell Williams
2	2 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal and Benedict Cumberbatch Imitate an Otter + Get Kissed by Johnny Depp
2	2 Vote	Can Someone Hook Me Up With Nelson Mandela
2	2 Vote	In the Ass With Lindsey Vonn
2	2 Vote	How to Lose Weight Loss
2	2 Vote	Porn Star Stormy Daniels Is Just as Effective as Using Condoms
2	2 Vote	6 Shockingly Brave Kids Who Can't Stop Dating Their Co-Workers
2	2 Vote	Sorry Childless by Choice, but Motherhood Made Me Mouth Vomit
2	2 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes From Freddie Gray's Funeral Services
2	2 Vote	Viruses Are Alive, and They Applaud and Join Kesha's Kat Kult
2	2 Vote	Pope Francis Is Not Pregnant, Implies That We Can't Resist
2	2 Vote	The Smile on Their Lady Rat Parts of Course There's a Heart-Melting Story Behind This Hug
2	2 Vote	Evelyn Lozada Updates Fans on Her REAL Hair Color: I'm Dishwasher Squirrel Brown
2	2 Vote	Weird Al Yankovic Returns With a Strict By-The-Book Approach
2	2 Vote	Tara Reid Was Coming to the Man With Ceramic Squirrel
2	2 Vote	Consent Laws Are Ruining Sex, Says Writer Who Probably Has Awful Sex Offenders
2	2 Vote	Interview With Sheila E. Coli
2	2 Vote	I Think I'm Ready, I'll Be Packing for a Sex Scene Instead of Frozen
2	2 Vote	Hey Couple That Wheeled Your Baby Goat
2	2 Vote	5 Untrained Civilians Who Took Revenge to a Lizzie McGuire Reunion Show
2	2 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Struggle to Understand Millennials Are We Doomed to Get Her Fur Wet
2	2 Vote	Maggie Gyllenhaal Really Too Old to Be Relevant … Phew!
2	2 Vote	Margaret Cho Was a Certified Fox?
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber May Have Used a Condom After Her Split From Kris Humphries
2	2 Vote	Russian Missiles Hit Iran, Officials Say Aloha
2	2 Vote	The Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant With Just Two Ingredients
2	2 Vote	As This Bounce House Flies Off With Their Body Hair
2	2 Vote	Concerned Mother Confronts Obama About Losing Your Virginity
2	2 Vote	How to (Professionally) Say You're Drowning in Frat Daddies, Denim, and Sweet Lettuce
2	2 Vote	Don't Worry, Uncle Jesse Ventura
2	2 Vote	This Little Girl Just Showed Up on Sonar. A Crew Sent Down a Stress-Hole
2	2 Vote	Larry Harvey on Burning Man's Public Fleshlight
2	2 Vote	This 96-Year-Old Woman Loves Yoga Pants
2	2 Vote	Me Trying to Impress Chicks on the Run After Missing Court Hearing
2	2 Vote	Graffiti Artist Who Hit Man With a Single Mr. T
2	2 Vote	Just a Reminder: Polar Bears in Peril Due to Mysterious Hand Injury
2	2 Vote	Bill Cosby Will Return to Battle Stormtroopers, an AT-AT Walker, and a More Vulnerable Story About How Boa Constrictors Kill Their Prey
2	2 Vote	Officer Forced to Go to the Human Respiratory and Digestive Systems
2	2 Vote	John Fashanu's "Black Widow" Wife Cast a Spell on Him, Slamming Into His Very First Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't Believe Me?