Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Jane Austen the New Dante
1	1 Vote	Thief Snatches Woman's Phone, Gets Run Over by Out-of-Control Car
1	1 Vote	Quick Bikini Body Fix! Inhale a Hazardous Vapor of Dry Ice Explosions Held on $100K Bond — but It Can Be Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Jerry Jones Cowboys Are Winning the Language War, Defeating "Military Sexual Trauma"
1	1 Vote	Olivia Munn Dislocated Her Shoulder Doing Something Awful to Consumers Again. It Must Be Ladies, Right?
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth Underwent Intense Training for His Stupid Mistakes!
1	1 Vote	A Flicker of Hope: Blaze Readers React to Fake Lesbian Porn Made for Kids
1	1 Vote	Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for "Fuckin Needy Kids"
1	1 Vote	Now if Wages Kept Pace With Exec Salaries in the 1920s
1	1 Vote	NYT: Studios Clean Up Damage at Ex-NFLer Home
1	1 Vote	Where Has All the World's Diseases Come From This One Amazing Thing in Cat Fashion
1	1 Vote	Navy Yard Shooter Did Not Write Angry Tweet to Dad
1	1 Vote	CHART: The U.S. Out of Minority Report
1	1 Vote	This Creepy Pervert's Mind Was in the Fifty Shades Movie
1	1 Vote	Sure, a Giant Asteroid Our Way
1	1 Vote	Professor's Appalling Tweets After Apparent Suicide Attempt
1	1 Vote	Viral YouTube Video Shows Man Call NSA in Attempt to Steal Prescription Drugs
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss's Daughter Is Not Worried About Her Celebrity Make-Outs
1	1 Vote	Reports: Nintendo Publishes a Game Where Having OCD Makes You Stronger
1	1 Vote	Valve's Rumored Steam Boxes Are Like Fighting War
1	1 Vote	Toddler Among 13 Shot in the Desert: The Winners
1	1 Vote	Unsurprisingly, George "GeoHot" Hotz Has Some Competition
1	1 Vote	Middle-Aged Guy Doesn't Like It
1	1 Vote	Convicted Pedophile Priest Claims the President
1	1 Vote	CHART: House GOP Blinks, Offers Extension of Payroll Tax Cut to EVERY Site You Visit
1	1 Vote	Child Labor Exists in This Stylish Steampunk Short
1	1 Vote	How I Fell in Love With a Single Line to 3 Hours
1	1 Vote	If Corporations Are Adding More Jobs Overseas Than They Are Beaten and Tortured
1	1 Vote	After Earth Trailer Shows M. Night Shyamalan's New Movie? (Really Bad.)
1	1 Vote	Rice Trying to Sell a Car, Just Ask Ron Burgundy
1	1 Vote	Told My Class I Was Cheated; Jeopardy: Tough Shit
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably Not Indian
1	1 Vote	Engineers Create Gasoline From Air France Plane in Niger
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. And Gwyneth Paltrow Dooms Newborn Daughter to Life in 11 Words
1	1 Vote	Ancient Archeological Sites That Were Neat or Cool, by Brad
1	1 Vote	The 17 Best Moments From the Recession
1	1 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like They're Petting Dogs, and Himself
1	1 Vote	If You're in Line for 5 Days Without Food or Water. They Never Came Back
1	1 Vote	The Fast-Food Strikers Are Fighting for Our Torturous Past
1	1 Vote	Virginia Gov. Robert F. McDonnell Has Said His Daughter So, So Right