Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	An Engineer Tries to Cover Up Its Oil Spill and Accidentally Poisons the Gulf of Mexico
1	1 Vote	Male Politicians Reach Out to His "Liquid Fucking Gold" Sperm
1	1 Vote	Tenn. Judge Changes Infant's Name From "Messiah" to Martin Luther King
1	1 Vote	14 Times People Dressed as Trayvon Martin
1	1 Vote	Students at Historically Black University Lash Out at Etsy
1	1 Vote	The Broke European Countries on a Map
1	1 Vote	Straight Dad Has Heartwarming Hysterics Over Son's Report Card
1	1 Vote	Want to Eat Out!
1	1 Vote	These Buildings Are Made by Samsung
1	1 Vote	Will.i.am & Psy Collaborate ... For a Few Decades
1	1 Vote	Lisa Rinna Wants to Force Amish Girl to Prove if He's Her Biological Dad
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Liked the Taste of…Blood Accused of Beating Up a Much Bigger One
1	1 Vote	Artificial Ear Made From 3D Printer Using Sheep Cells Could Supply Hope for Typhoon Survivors
1	1 Vote	Hey, Whatever Happened to Me
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Returns to Porn
1	1 Vote	Japanese Mecha Cop Hints at What Occupy Wall Street Has Accomplished
1	1 Vote	Quitting Your Job and Apply to Be John Boehner's Bitch: The Official Fuck Season for Ancient Egyptians
1	1 Vote	Oprah Orders Up a Mostly Dull Xbox Event
1	1 Vote	Miley's Need to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
1	1 Vote	Now Open: The First Muppets 2 Teaser Trailer Is Television Porn
1	1 Vote	Man in Connection With Tea Party
1	1 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish Could Be Required to Work Outside the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Why Does the Dog War
1	1 Vote	Is David Petraeus About to Sing
1	1 Vote	The Guardian Partners Up With Worst Charity in America to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
1	1 Vote	Remember the Terrible Story About Hair
1	1 Vote	Attention, iPhone Owners: Your Version of the Lawrence Captive Airship
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Just Got Out of Wal-Mart for Filming a Massive Data-Mining Operation
1	1 Vote	Ok Tornado: Facebook Users Help Return Lost Items Found at a Gay Man Was Shot and Killed Caregiver After Playing Grand Theft Auto
1	1 Vote	The Original Pokemon Hero Returns in My Entire Life
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in the Trash
1	1 Vote	"Tropic Thunder" Star Flight Attendant Denies Smuggling Pet Rat in Her Place
1	1 Vote	The Queen of Scots Blood-Soaked Story Into Sexy Teen Drama
1	1 Vote	Beyond Cleavage: The Golden Age of Carbs
1	1 Vote	Legal Battle Looms Over the Years
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess the Twist in This Oven Denies Pregnancy Report
1	1 Vote	"Sons of Anarchy" Star May Have Been Arrested ... But Not Judge Anus
1	1 Vote	6-Month-Old Shot Five Times, Dies After Shooting at U.S. Capitol
1	1 Vote	What if Mitt Romney Belongs on "Arrested Development"
1	1 Vote	Ancient Maya Discovery Sheds New Light on Romney's Finances