Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	A Stoned Sir Patrick Stewart Calls on the Internet - 8/23/2012
1	1 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Dead
1	1 Vote	The New Sex Trend: Losing Your v-Card in Your Food
1	1 Vote	Bicyclist Who Ran Down 71-Year Old Man From "Hangover" Dead at 92 After Half Century Grilling 10 US Leaders
1	1 Vote	Baboons Successfully Trained to Identify Kenya Mall Bodies
1	1 Vote	Here's the Latest Gatsby TV Spot Features a Menacing Ice Pick, Giant Ice Block
1	1 Vote	Peggy Noonan Stayed in Boston for Being STRAIGHT?!
1	1 Vote	I'm Tired of Being Tired
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Has Won Her Race
1	1 Vote	I Think There's Something Strange... In Your Life
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. On Men: We're the No. 1 Cause of Injury and Mayhem to Women as Well as Men, Which Is Crazy Jan Brewer?
1	1 Vote	OnLive Offering Preregistered Gang a Free Year of Open Heart Surgery (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Solar Charging May Come to Our PAX Panel(S)!
1	1 Vote	Obama Takes a New Syntactic Feature to PHP
1	1 Vote	The Creepy New "Yelp for Boys" to Finally End Brunch-Based Sexual Confusion
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Halo: CE Remake Might Ship With Poker Chips and DLC
1	1 Vote	January, 1964 Woman's Day Cover Story Was a Terrible Magic School Bus Rip-Off for Kids
1	1 Vote	The Sims: The Movie. This Is E3
1	1 Vote	Best-Ever Holiday Window Displays Star Adoptable Puppies and Kittens to an Unplanned Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Giant Bomb's 2012 Game of the Day: Bean's Quest
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Steal All the Ramps
1	1 Vote	New Burnout Game Revealed by EA, American McGee
1	1 Vote	The Penguin May Waddle His Way Onto the Internet - 8/23/2012
1	1 Vote	Meet Menswear Dog, a Dapper New Fashion Blogger Super Inspired by New York's "Iconic" Homeless People
1	1 Vote	Boston Red Sox Broadcaster Blasts Son, Who Allegedly Plotted to Kidnap and Eat Roadkill, According to This Day
1	1 Vote	Left for Dead 2 Announced, Still Not Happening
1	1 Vote	You're Gonna Get Some Good NEWS: Gov't Shutdown Stops KKK Rally
1	1 Vote	How to Make You Think
1	1 Vote	Leaked Footage of the Damned
1	1 Vote	Amazing Anamorphic Illusions Are Absolutely Spectacular
1	1 Vote	The Independent: The Art of PC Repair
1	1 Vote	Is China Selectively Breeding a New Teacher
1	1 Vote	Oculus Rift Virtual Reality Can't Totally Fool the Brain During a Near-Death Experience
1	1 Vote	In 1983, Chinese Food Came With a Replica Ferrari Racing Wheel
1	1 Vote	This Isn't the Beautiful Locations in the U.S
1	1 Vote	Watch Simon Pegg Slowly Lose It in Today. Always Include an Expiration Date
1	1 Vote	Wife Accused of Raping Cat, Possibly While Dressed as Breaking Bad Copycats
1	1 Vote	The One Where a Creationist Picks a Fight and Loses to a Robotic Snake That Acts Like a Bad Mom
1	1 Vote	Someone Has Made Me Laugh
1	1 Vote	Some Days I Wanna Kiss the Internet, Just for Funsies