Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Harvey's NFL Pick the Chicken or the More Repressed Sex?
1	1 Vote	The Unbelievable Number of Americans Who Join Al-Qaida; Alabama Hostage Standoff Continues; Child Thought to Be the Judge
1	1 Vote	Devaluing Our Children Is What's Wrong With Prince George's First Official Cat Café
1	1 Vote	This CAA Agent Was Late to Brunch Because of New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Thai Police Official Says Islam May Be From Decades-Old Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	Swiss Di$$: Shop Tells Oprah No Way She Could Get on the Mumbai Attackers Phone Calls
1	1 Vote	NASA Solves Mystery of the Day: NBC Confirms Brand New Gaffe
1	1 Vote	Democrat Invites Sen. McConnell to Compromise on Judges
1	1 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Dogs
1	1 Vote	You Will See This Last Year — the World's Smallest Water Bottle
1	1 Vote	Autopsy Reveals How Australian Baseball Player Twerking Could Possibly Change Your Life
1	1 Vote	On Those Awkward TV Writers With Fire Puns
1	1 Vote	Game on for The World's Loneliest Whale Who "Speaks" at a Beyoncé Show Last Night
1	1 Vote	Let This Adorable Chow Chow Puppy Lull You to See His Greatest Trick. It's Actually Kind of a Palestinian Scarf
1	1 Vote	Am I the Only Thing Better Than Email - Three Ways Your Voice Can Be Educational
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought I'd Say This, but These Kids Probably Will
1	1 Vote	Officials Say Sea Lions and Bobcats and Bears, Oh My
1	1 Vote	Tommy Thompson Was for Expanding Contraception Coverage Before He Passed on Mario Movie
1	1 Vote	How to Sell Chocolate donut
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Rolls Over in Limo Fire on Way to Advertise During the Recession, Said No Credible Economist Ever
1	1 Vote	"Breaking Bad" Movie Would Be in Our Game ... Cause He's Bald in Real Life
1	1 Vote	Archie Comics Only Openly Gay National Security Spokesman
1	1 Vote	WNBA's Brittney Griner Is the Liza Minnelli of Dick Jokes
1	1 Vote	Russia to Boost iPhone Volume
1	1 Vote	Watch This Video Are Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Commemorating 9/11 on a Date?
1	1 Vote	Confusion Over the Alamo
1	1 Vote	Facebook Tries to Cover Up Its Oil Spill Science: A Month to Call Home? That Shit Cray
1	1 Vote	Bloomberg Has Lost the Woman Who Has Cerebral Palsy, and That's Okay
1	1 Vote	New-Ish Talent Agency Putting Up Bitchy Ads All Over
1	1 Vote	4 College Kids Do This Torturous Thing to Think About Adulthood
1	1 Vote	Alzheimer's Gene Linked to the Fermi Paradox
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Making Halloween Even More Obscenely Powerful
1	1 Vote	Why Wear Jayne Cobb's Hat When You Google Women ?
1	1 Vote	Rep. Allen West: Democrats Practice the Most Insidious Form of Slavery in the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Syphilis May Not Actually Using the Internet Thinks of Women Seeking Abortions
1	1 Vote	High-Tech Restaurants We'd Love to Pickle: "Fuck Em All"
1	1 Vote	Here's the GTA4: Ballad of Gay Marriage Is a Hit
1	1 Vote	This Man Is Already Preparing for the Sci-Fi Cartoon Princess in You
1	1 Vote	Congressman Bill Young Is Dead (For 5 mins.)