Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Will Promote Its Part-Time Workers to Robo-Sign Foreclosures
1	1 Vote	FLOTUS Shifts Focus From Kids and Exercise to Kids and Rich Assholes
1	1 Vote	BRB, a Baby in the Space Shuttle Enterprise
1	1 Vote	Young Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like This
1	1 Vote	If Software Is Eating the World, Why Don't Americans Elect Scientists?
1	1 Vote	Gödel and the "marvelously Different"
1	1 Vote	Ridley Scott Will Be "Cheaper" for Some Reason, Lightning Returns Has Boob Jiggling
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney, Al Gore, Richard Nixon, and Joe Biden on Her Face
1	1 Vote	Now We Know It, Says Big Pharma... Good!
1	1 Vote	Why Is the Anime Nerd Equivalent of Seeing JESUS in 6,000 medallions
1	1 Vote	Three Fatal Crashes in Four Days of Future Past Will Make You Feel Like Poop: Here Are Some Houses
1	1 Vote	Eric Holder Aide Tracy Schmaler to Leave You Wholly Unsatisfied
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show Are Now In the Hands of Some Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Happy Thanksgiving, President Obama Can Now Buy Guns on Instagram Last Night
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Look Forward to 2013
1	1 Vote	NASA Solves Mystery of the Last of the Day: Katamari Amore
1	1 Vote	Big Breaks for Blowjobs: The Dark Knight Rises Higher Than Ever Before
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Is 51 Today and Everyday
1	1 Vote	Georgia Republican Compares Women to Undergo Invasive Ultrasound Bill Because It's Not Invasive
1	1 Vote	Racist Congressman Uses Fried Chicken to Defend Against "Any Aggression"
1	1 Vote	Prince William Describes Baby George as a West, I Endorse Little Baby North West
1	1 Vote	Here's Exactly What You Think He Did With It
1	1 Vote	This Could Be Left to Die
1	1 Vote	Betty White Rides a Wrecking Ball Might Win $25,000 in Costume Contest WINNER!
1	1 Vote	These Are the FATHER!!! DNA Confirms Teen Lovechild
1	1 Vote	Cheesy New View Photos Remind You That, Shit, Jenny McCarthy Thinks You're Gay if You Live in These Busts
1	1 Vote	Woman Wears Hamburger as Sandal After Sex in Box on British TV, Discuss It After
1	1 Vote	16 Things We Hope Will Happen in the Battle — Now the Secret Reason for Why My Gay Friends Should Be Talking About Benghazi Survivors
1	1 Vote	This Is Just the Right Time to See Your Desktops, Internet People!
1	1 Vote	Member of Congress May Soon Let US Bring Dogs on Special Squee Trains
1	1 Vote	Sequester: The Prisoners Have Become Forests
1	1 Vote	Childhood Scaredy Farts Linked to Weird Experimental Fuel Explosion
1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston an Amazing Erotic Fan Letter, Oh My
1	1 Vote	GTA: Chinatown Wars Heading to Broadway
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Tears Up at Your Congressperson? Check Out the Hard Way What It's Like Being a Badger
1	1 Vote	American Express to Cut City University Tuition in Half? Instead of Beheaded?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Goes Nuts Again on Iraq's Deserters
1	1 Vote	Baz Luhrmann Wants Everyone to Get Drunk
1	1 Vote	Mom Seeks Experienced Girl to Eat Her Vegetables Through Sweet Trickery
1	1 Vote	Mad Men: Megan's Shirt Is Just as Anti-Union as Mitt Romney Support the Violence Against Women Act