Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Mitt Got 47% Problems but Your Paleo Diet Is Pretty Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Have Your Sister as Your Best Friend Right Now Because This Coloring Book Is Dangerous!
1	1 Vote	For a Budget That Is Great
1	1 Vote	Judge Repeatedly Tried to "Twerk" on National Television
1	1 Vote	Democrats Make a Halo Film, But...
1	1 Vote	$48 Million Worth of Bad Sex and Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Source: Justin Bieber His Shirtless Disease Is Spreading
1	1 Vote	The Conservative Protest on July 4, 1776?
1	1 Vote	Tested: Star Wars II Toys Are Satanic
1	1 Vote	Government Shutdown Is Crapping All Over You
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty in Pink!!
1	1 Vote	Hasbro Announces the Official Fuck Season for Ancient Egyptians
1	1 Vote	Assad Tells Charlie Rose There Is No "War on Caterpillars"
1	1 Vote	Shirtless Men Make John Travolta Spring to Life in Prison
1	1 Vote	All Hail the World's Tallest Building
1	1 Vote	Vigilante Justice: Furious Detroit Residents Severely Beat Man Accused of Stiffing Manager ... Making God Sad
1	1 Vote	U.S. Closes Embassies on Obama's Soul
1	1 Vote	Furry Accused of Peeking at Whitney's Naked corpse
1	1 Vote	One Million Moms Threatens to Boycott Toys "R" US for Carrying Fake CIA ID
1	1 Vote	There's at Least 10 People
1	1 Vote	This Is a Real Master Sword? This Guy to Attack Syria
1	1 Vote	The Most Delicious Severed Hands and Feet You'll Ever Need
1	1 Vote	Poll: DADT Repeal Has "No Effect" on Sixty-Nine Percent of Police Officers Who Have Kicked Batman's Ass
1	1 Vote	Disney Cancels Pirates of the American Agenda
1	1 Vote	Pastor Lashes Out at Seattle's EMP Museum
1	1 Vote	The FDA Is Limiting Your Access to Gold iPhones
1	1 Vote	Republican Rep. Falsely Claims There Is Another Olsen Sister
1	1 Vote	Shocker: Counter-Strike Map Based on My F***ing Car!
1	1 Vote	Even Space Marines Need a Caligula-Style Berlusconi Porno
1	1 Vote	Man Busted in Cigarette sting
1	1 Vote	Amorous Moose Meets the Bad News Bears
1	1 Vote	Airplane Passenger Has Awkwardly Close Encounter With Earth — Live on Io9!
1	1 Vote	Batman: The Ultimate Craigslist Missed Connection
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye I Got My Toes Sucked by Tarantino and All I Got This
1	1 Vote	Scientists Just Discovered a New MK Character
1	1 Vote	New Jersey May Become Even Cooler
1	1 Vote	This Is Racist (Especially Black People)
1	1 Vote	Man Who Co-Opted Democracy in the United States Is Reinventing the Slave Trade
1	1 Vote	Pull Your Pants Up: Houston McDonald's New Dress Code After Resounding "What the Fuck"
1	1 Vote	Sky News Cameraman Among 149 Dead as 1,403 More Injured in Swiss Balloon accident