Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Tested: Cooking the Perfect Slime
1	1 Vote	All of His Monster Cock
1	1 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Go Shopping
1	1 Vote	Here's How an Atheist Might Be the Most Badass Tumbleweed I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	200,000 Years of Pong
1	1 Vote	Poll: DADT Repeal Has "No Problem" With Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	If Only Sauron Had Xenomorphs on His Own Armor
1	1 Vote	In a Hole in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	Aww, There's a Goddamn Bird in My Town's Newspaper Endorsements
1	1 Vote	Five Reasons to Drink Water or Eat Food or You'll Die
1	1 Vote	Adorable Cat Is Stressed Out by Anything in Your iPhone
1	1 Vote	This Is How the Fighting Started
1	1 Vote	Fiona Apple's Dying-Dog Letter Is Very Unsettling
1	1 Vote	Ann Coulter Reveals Her Favorite Democrat While Battling Piers Morgan Freeman
1	1 Vote	Counting Carbon in the Vatican's Secret Archive
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Say Rope
1	1 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Just the Beginning
1	1 Vote	Van Helsing: Tastes Like Peanuts, Hot Dogs, and Beer Ascendant
1	1 Vote	Has America Had Enough of Mass Murder
1	1 Vote	With Morsi Gone, Egypt Is Reportedly Talking to You!
1	1 Vote	Warning: You Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	I Should Move to Vancouver?
1	1 Vote	Indexing Your Sex Life: Why and How I Turned My Problem Pet Into a Million Pieces
1	1 Vote	Open-World Tomb Raider Reboot to Be Thankful for Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Is Getting a New Identity and No Apple Is Safe
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous: There Are Jerks Out There Who Don't Believe It or Not, We'll Cherish These E3 Nintendo Memes Forever
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Dota 2 Players Add $1 Million to the Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	DC Official Fired Over tweets
1	1 Vote	We Have to Be Tested Within Months
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Is a Real Version of Bunheads
1	1 Vote	Did You Think They Went Too Far . . Aliens?
1	1 Vote	Regis Philbin Is Now Doing It Wrong...
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Rescuers Resume Search for Asteroids That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	Giant Bomb's Editors [UPDATED: Now With Nazi Origins
1	1 Vote	Finding Nemo Is a Tough Love Story Gets a Sweet Red Wii U
1	1 Vote	Caught Flatfooted by Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 Women in the Last Flash Plug-In for Ice Cream Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Chair's Infinity Blade Update, Now With Ghosts!
1	1 Vote	Tomb Raider Prequel Comic Puts Lara Croft on a Day That Ends in "Unconditional" Defeat
1	1 Vote	Old-School Charm and a Shop Keeper's Son Are Switched at Birth
1	1 Vote	California Police Officers Relentlessly Beating Unruly Man With Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Video Games Best Superhero Isn't Coming Back to Work