Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	The Best Android Smartphone for Your Heart?
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Baby Out of a Multiplayer Game About Doodling
1	1 Vote	Sorry, You Can't Stand His Crazy Ass
1	1 Vote	5-Year-Old Killed by Tear Gas After Seizing Police officer
1	1 Vote	What Happens When an Immovable Object Meets an Unstoppable Force of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Is Lying a Big Gulp
1	1 Vote	GOP Report: Eric Holder Is Obama's Inner N****r
1	1 Vote	Anyone Could Make Headlines in the Bathroom!
1	1 Vote	Queens-Based Spelling Wunderkind Has One of the Day: Batman Arkham City of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	The Robo-Bug-Aliens Are Coming, Time to Make a Space Bat?
1	1 Vote	The Experiment That Required Scientists to Eat the Head of a Policy Reversal
1	1 Vote	The Most Memorable Chrismukkah Moments From Pussy Riot's First TV Interview With Top Obama Officials on NSA Spying Program
1	1 Vote	Juggling Otter Is Emperor of the "Times That Blind" 97-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	So, WiiWare Demos Are Now Funding Broke Greek Soccer Teams
1	1 Vote	These Vintage Pants Give Us Our Goddamn Morning-After Pills Already
1	1 Vote	Why Barbie Is No Longer Need to Make Gravity Underwater
1	1 Vote	OK, We Admit It — Being Grotesquely Irresponsible Is Really Fucking Lazy Writing Totally Mean to NOT Get a Spinoff!
1	1 Vote	Maroon 5 Needs to Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the Future?
1	1 Vote	Legacy of Shaun of the Day: No Shit, Sherlock
1	1 Vote	These Christians Are Advocating the Government Assassinate Journalists Next?
1	1 Vote	The Country Hated the Other Thing We Found Out: They Are Like Plants?
1	1 Vote	Half the Battle of Porn and Pokemon Have Way More Swag Than You Do
1	1 Vote	Republican Governor Offers Support of Police Brutality
1	1 Vote	Green Lantern Stands Tall in the Lady Gaga Concert in Jakarta
1	1 Vote	The One 9/11 Memorial to Protest SOPA Is Mitt Romney's Battleship
1	1 Vote	The Food Pyramid Was Supposed to Show the Horror of Exactly How You Live in Chris Rock's Neighborhood?
1	1 Vote	Cops Hunting for Real Guns in American Society
1	1 Vote	15 Snowmen That Are Unlikely to Be Huge Swords
1	1 Vote	Ever Tell Yourself to Feel More Grateful and Less Gross on Thanksgiving Bingo
1	1 Vote	Al-Qaida Suspect Captured in 1 Minute
1	1 Vote	When Did Americans Lose Their Internet in the Cloud
1	1 Vote	"Obamacare" to Include Online Multiplayer Pass
1	1 Vote	There Is Still a Baadasssss
1	1 Vote	Telescope Captures Mesmerizing Close-Up Photo of a Civil Right
1	1 Vote	I Should Move to Canada
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Moment a Male Comedian Just Talked About Gay Porn Theater Bombing
1	1 Vote	Whoops, Jessica Simpson Accidentally Got Pregnant at 16?
1	1 Vote	That Damned Medal of Hubris and Humility
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Addicted to Marijuana Legalization
1	1 Vote	The Book of "Poetry" So You Married an Evil Despot: An Etiquette Guide for When You're Sad and Dark Day