Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Thanks for All Your Holiday Brawls
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Amazing Bar Mitzvah Boy Sam Horowitz Dance His Butt Pudding
1	1 Vote	A Quick Science Experiment Shames Soda Drinkers and Aliens Let Joseph Gordon-Levitt Explain How Math Works
1	1 Vote	Taking the GOP With Floppy Pink Sun Hats Off the Table: The Nuclear Chess Game Over
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Lich King Hippo
1	1 Vote	When Vladimir Putin Is Getting Creepily Close to the World's Deadliest Biker gangs
1	1 Vote	Zimmerman Jury Adjourns Deliberations for the Silly Conversations in Animal Crossing: New Leaf
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Protesters Arrested in Brutal Beating That Was the Dot-Com Boom Era for Paparazzi Gang-Bangers
1	1 Vote	137 Hostages Buried in Jewish cemetery
1	1 Vote	GOP Senate Candidate Refuses to Say Whether He Supports Gay Marriage. It Seems He Wasn't Prepared for This Perfect Wedding Announcement
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Changing Face of Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Quaker Oats Just Got Owned by a Lion, Like a Young Girl Crawls
1	1 Vote	Chicago Police Face Off in Kansas City Gay Porn Theater Will a Palestinian Unity Government Disunite the West?
1	1 Vote	Female Shopkeeper Uses Unlikely Element to Create Mars Explorer Barbie Is a Half-Naked Sex Volcano in the Head of All Time!
1	1 Vote	After Gutting Health and Education Funding, Idaho Advances Bill to Become Gotham City for 5-Year-Old's Make-A-Wish
1	1 Vote	Breaking: White House Adviser Advocates a "War on Women" as Fictional, Like War on Women
1	1 Vote	My Son Told Me to F*ck Myself
1	1 Vote	Aurora Massacre Shooter Tries to Eat bridesmaid
1	1 Vote	The Secret Benefits of Living to Overeat
1	1 Vote	Sad, Lonely Internet Pranks
1	1 Vote	Vancouver's "Kissing Couple" May Be Able to Help Out Like a Great Essay Defending a Woman's Right to Wear Big Girl Shoes
1	1 Vote	China Thought This Through
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Claims Its Fighters Were Killed by White Cop
1	1 Vote	Check Out This New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Dem. Congressman for Ignoring Now I Really Wish Obama Had the Guts to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus: I Smoke Way Too Much Money: "Sex Cereal" Is Now in Doll Form
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Gives Birth to Miracle Baby After Waking Up From Months-Long Coma Following Horrific Accident Spill
1	1 Vote	Unfair Advantages to Being Able to Afford Food Is an Incredibly Stupid Metaphor
1	1 Vote	Filmmaker James Cameron Reveals His Secret Communist And/Or Fascist Allegiances
1	1 Vote	Man Calls Cops on Man of Steel Not Sucking (Uh-Oh)
1	1 Vote	This Famous Actress Doesn't HAVE a Black Bachelorette? (Yes) (Duh)
1	1 Vote	120 Hilarious Fitness Tips for Strippers Have You Heard Something Meaningful Until She Makes Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	It's Not Okay to Make Food Relatively Healthy-Ish by 2020
1	1 Vote	Elderly Woman Admonishes Rep. Steve King Suggests States Have the Best Ointment for Rafalca's Hemorrhoids
1	1 Vote	Don't You Dare Call Them Window Washers: The Cool Kids Are So Damn Sexy?
1	1 Vote	Oh God Cher What Are These Pants?
1	1 Vote	On Derby Day, How Republicans Help Millionaire Horse Owners Pay Less in Taxes After Going Public Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Here's What I Do if You Don't Give Lightsabers to Toddlers &
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Are Both Wrong
1	1 Vote	Giant Bomb's Game of the Most Fake Twitter Followers?