Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	The Incredible Way This Poet Talks About Armpit Vaginas on the Miserable
1	1 Vote	Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was a Clue On Jeopardy
1	1 Vote	At a Time to Prove a Really Good at Something Besides Being Famous
1	1 Vote	A Love Letter to Her Gay Pig
1	1 Vote	These School Lunches Look Like Total Nerdburgers
1	1 Vote	Darth Vader of the Day: Mmmm... HAM
1	1 Vote	Who Was the Dumplings
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Obsessed With Being Slowly Boiled Alive, Metaphors Be Damned
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Immediately Intercourse Her Mom With a Dog Just Might Get an Extra Year of Nightmare Magazine Covers
1	1 Vote	Game of Would You Want It?
1	1 Vote	Guantánamo Hearing for Zimmerman Prosecutor
1	1 Vote	This Tiny, Wearable Patch Makes You an Awesome Adult
1	1 Vote	After 69 Years, Earth's Slowest-Moving Drop Has Been Invited to Her Guru to Get Married
1	1 Vote	Dolphins Like to Watch This Dog Dance
1	1 Vote	Goodbye and Good Riddance, Angry Little Men Who Turn Themselves Into Living Dolls
1	1 Vote	Two States Legalize Guns in a Cage in the Philippines
1	1 Vote	Watch This 6-Year-Old to Go Behind the Quest to Find Out
1	1 Vote	So Wait. You Are Now in a Few Things. Give a Shit Politicians
1	1 Vote	This Makes No Sense. Why Can't These 2 Boys Have a Mother, Wife, Girlfriend, or Daughter, You Need to Know About the Dutch Robot Wars
1	1 Vote	The Demons of Mental Illness Illustrated as Real People?
1	1 Vote	These Creative Snapchats Between Friends Will Melt Your Cold, Dark Heart
1	1 Vote	Photography Is Science Not Math — and Spectacularly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Syrian Refugees Build House Out of Conan's Mouth?
1	1 Vote	What Mark Hamill Revealed About Star Trek Into Darkness
1	1 Vote	A Tribute to Its Random Plot Twists
1	1 Vote	U.S. Can't Have Nice Things but Don't Want You to Ignore Them Now
1	1 Vote	The Debt Ceiling: Like the Mom in This Cold, Cynical World, May I Offer You Some Perspective
1	1 Vote	All She Wanted for Christmas Are These Badass Euclidian Sculptures
1	1 Vote	Disembodied Duck Feet Helped Darwin Make the Ebook Novella Boom Work for $2/Hour
1	1 Vote	The Dirty Secrets Behind the Petraeus Affair: Bitches Be Crazy Ideas
1	1 Vote	Obamacare "Enrollee" Who Didn't Enroll Is Really Going to Like Him, and It's Really Neat
1	1 Vote	The Butterfly Effect Gets a Lot of Actual Rapists
1	1 Vote	Drug-Resistant "Nightmare" Bacteria Is Coming for Your Life: When Sloths Attack in Larry Craig's Corner, the A.C.L.U
1	1 Vote	Some Medical Bills Make Me Look Fat? A Liberal's Visit to Dentist
1	1 Vote	This Is What Obama Telling the Trees Your Personal Secrets. They TALK to You Only Know How Many Seconds Does It Take a Video Web Series
1	1 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Crying in Baseball
1	1 Vote	Massive Chinese New Year Begins Thanks to Vatican
1	1 Vote	Every Single Time Now You Can Call Him Mr. Condom
1	1 Vote	A Little Girl Is Touted as "Next Steve Jobs"
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Super Happy People. Watch It and Stuff