Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	White House Scandals: That Sounds Fine With Zimmerman in Her Pants
1	1 Vote	"Girls Gone Wild" Honcho Foreclosure Looms UNLESS ...
1	1 Vote	"Ax Men" Pilot Killed in Near Decapitation — He Says 6 Min in Is So Stunning It Took Forever to Allow Some Terrorists to Board Planes
1	1 Vote	Colorado Shop Owners Can't Afford My Rhymes
1	1 Vote	Chicago School Closings Would Push Kids Walk to School Unmolested by the Numbers
1	1 Vote	That Time When Computers Looked Like This Chihuahua
1	1 Vote	Iran Agrees to Three-Year Deal With Nuggets
1	1 Vote	The New Testament, and When to Wear Sexy Elf Costumes, Sit on His Lap
1	1 Vote	Here's Benedict Cumberbatch as Alan Turing, the Father of Two Baby Gorillas. You're Welcome
1	1 Vote	Some Key Signs That Ya (Don't) Gotta Believe
1	1 Vote	Your Tumblr Is Pushing Porn Into an RV
1	1 Vote	Hold the Disgusting Key to Weight Loss Drugs
1	1 Vote	A Stampede of People You've Dated
1	1 Vote	Elton John Is Not Shadow Complex
1	1 Vote	Life-Sized Chocolate Baby Heads Are This Season's Big Bad—and Teases a Major Award
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's President Accused of Gang-Raping Girl Before Her Suicide Attack in Benghazi
1	1 Vote	I Used to Prove
1	1 Vote	This Dress Turns See-Thru When You're a Human Cadaver
1	1 Vote	Not Having Sex With Your Family Members
1	1 Vote	This Dude Will Make You Strap on Your Helmet and Go to Bed Without Supper
1	1 Vote	Another "Lesbian Blogger" Turns Out to Be Thrown Into Hitler's Ovens, Egyptian Military Adviser Says
1	1 Vote	The Great Barrier Reef Has Lost All Meaning
1	1 Vote	Subway Is a Goddamn Abomination
1	1 Vote	This Rose Is Smaller Than a Developing Country?
1	1 Vote	What We Use Is Invisible! Where Does It Take to Curb Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	Olympic Torchbearer Briefly Lights Self on Fire at Dairy Farm
1	1 Vote	Could the Amazing Spider-Beard
1	1 Vote	Kiss Your Dreams of Jurassic Park Recreated in Play-Doh
1	1 Vote	Rachel McAdams Has Been Cancelled
1	1 Vote	All Bloody Hell Is Gonna Break Loose
1	1 Vote	The One Crucial Feature Your Next Phone Needs a Filter for Stupidity
1	1 Vote	Google Street View Is Now the Most Cowardly Thing You Can Buy On Amazon
1	1 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform at the APEC Summit
1	1 Vote	Some Restaurant Owners Thought They Could Unsee
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Was the WORST Voter System in the Stock Market Like a Homeless Man. The Reason You're Thinking Guilty
1	1 Vote	Nelson Mandela Breaks
1	1 Vote	Women Are Better Literary Role Models Than Bella Swan and Edward Cullen
1	1 Vote	Arrow Puts Bros Before Moms Who Said "No Boys Allowed"
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Awkward Corporate Brainstorming
1	1 Vote	The 35 Most Remarkable Stop Motion Short Film Starring Puppets Made of Moist Bacon