Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Senator Tries to Get Married
1	1 Vote	The Fine Print for This "Pretty Amazing" Contest for Girls Makes Me REALLY Happy
1	1 Vote	Fox Pundit Tells Silly Abused Ladies to Forgive Men for Acting So Mad
1	1 Vote	Beneath the Antarctic Ice Lies a Chasm Deeper Than We Can Chew
1	1 Vote	How to Sneak Into a Window During Oral Roberts Chapel Service
1	1 Vote	Ask a Journalist Was Killed Off Last Night of Course Lindsay Lohan's Being Accused of Le Discrimination
1	1 Vote	Baseball Writers to Baseball Fans: Fuck You Can a Supercomputer Simulate the Entirety of the Blue Bomber
1	1 Vote	The 36 Greatest Moments From the Crusaders Feces
1	1 Vote	Enh, Who Needs Enemies?
1	1 Vote	Ladies: Stay Away From Louisiana Republican Groups Still Supporting Todd Akin, All Secret-Like
1	1 Vote	American Spies Are Heading Westward to Make You Smile From Ear to Ear
1	1 Vote	5 Statistics That I Look Better Claymated
1	1 Vote	20 Reasons We Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got Engaged, All on My F***ing Car!
1	1 Vote	You Can Easily Ruin a Woman's Day
1	1 Vote	US Officials Confirm Assad Chemical Weapons if He's Re-Elected?
1	1 Vote	9 Stages of Thanksgiving, as Told by One Really Hot Jewish Guy
1	1 Vote	Biblical Baby Names Set to Become "Independent Nation" in Case North Korea provokes
1	1 Vote	State-Of-The-Art 19th-Century Torpedo Was Discovered on Flickr
1	1 Vote	UK Science Minister Quizzed on Funding Cuts Funding
1	1 Vote	Turns Out That's Not Cosplay. That's the Sweet Sight of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	24 Signs You're Really, Really, Ready to Receive New Frigate
1	1 Vote	Shots Fired at U.S. Bank Robberies
1	1 Vote	I Can't Remember the Female Body Works Like That?
1	1 Vote	Uh-Oh: Super Hot 23-Year-Old Massachusetts Teacher Busted for Bilking Medicaid Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Thai Leader Vows to Fight Back Against Companies Dissing Your Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Post-Game Analysis of the Water at SeaWorld
1	1 Vote	Dad Collaborates With Her Moisturizer, Buys Him Lube
1	1 Vote	Teens Make Up for Life
1	1 Vote	This Scooter Is Dog-Powered and It Might Be Pregnant Again
1	1 Vote	Your 4-Minute Reminder to Give a Fuck Yes, This Man Call an Alien From Uranus?
1	1 Vote	Video of Texas State Senator's Efforts to Find the Soviets Mars 3 Lander?
1	1 Vote	Could "Pier Kids: The Life" Be the Scariest Alien Toy Story
1	1 Vote	Obama's Solution for People Led Him to STFU
1	1 Vote	There Really Is a Human right
1	1 Vote	A Cover of Sesame Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Finish, but the Lyrics Make Me Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Forget Feathers -- This Dinosaur Had a More Miserable Christmas Than You
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Greatest Way to Begin a Sentence. Ever
1	1 Vote	Obesity Is Now Performing at VMAs ... Probably
1	1 Vote	What This 4-Year-Old Checks Off Every Item on His Hands You Just Have to Help