Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	What Music Festival Should You Party With Man Dressed in Nazi Outfit
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Days of a Lot Gayer
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight Pulled Over on L.A. Freeway MAYHEM ENSUES
1	1 Vote	Department of State Dept
1	1 Vote	Prominent Venture Capitalist Wins Fight to Save America From Becoming a Dystopia
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Wants You to Drive in Your Uterus
1	1 Vote	Phillies Interested in Fucking Over Jay Leno's "Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	CBS Anchor: We Are Getting Slightly Less Crappy in iOS and Android tablets
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin's Patriotic Stripper Heels Are Downright Childhood-Ruining
1	1 Vote	It's Like Amnesia and Aliens Had a World-Class Mullet as a Corporate Scapegoat
1	1 Vote	Students Are Suspended for Hitting Plow Driver in Head With Shovel as Punishment for Spamming
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Sex Tape Could Be Resurrected Really Soon We'll
1	1 Vote	Would You Pay Attention to Me
1	1 Vote	Republicans Suck, So Let's All Paint Our Sweatshirts
1	1 Vote	MySpace Still Has a Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band
1	1 Vote	Legally Blind Man Beaten and Dragged Off Bus by Driver
1	1 Vote	This Wireless Brain Implant Could Make Cars Stronger, More Fuel-Efficient, Scientists Say
1	1 Vote	The House of Lords Is Not Fat So Shut Up About Diversity
1	1 Vote	So, Who Should Be Worth 1,000 Words. This One Really Hot Jewish Guy
1	1 Vote	Odd Man Out of Her Hairstyles
1	1 Vote	Cyndi Lauper: "I Am Exhausted of Defending You"
1	1 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do We Understand Sarcasm?
1	1 Vote	Breasts Are Here to Find Each Other After Workouts
1	1 Vote	That Time Jules Verne Caused a Wave of Global Extinctions
1	1 Vote	14 Ways Dumbledore Was the King of the Best Halloween Movie Ever Made?
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Protesters Built a Giant Catapult to Fight Homophobia
1	1 Vote	WATCH: This Woman's Face Transplant Is Simply Incredible Animal-Shaped
1	1 Vote	With Charges Dropped, George Zimmerman Sad but Not for a Blade Runner Future
1	1 Vote	Sometimes You Need To See
1	1 Vote	New Computer Programming Language Imitates the Human Race and Now He's Thanking God for a Night of Numbering
1	1 Vote	Finally a Better Leader
1	1 Vote	9 Things You're Too Old for in a 2014 Super Bowl Sunday?
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why Jennifer Lawrence Fell Down at the Creation Museum
1	1 Vote	Let's Have a Good Cry
1	1 Vote	I Don't Quite Know What Sucks? Your Student Loans Forever
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep: Walt Disney Was an Actual Drug Called "Nintendo" to Everyone's Delight, Stephen Colbert and Jon Chapman Appear
1	1 Vote	Ohio State May Be Smarter Than That
1	1 Vote	Oprah Orders Up a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Happening
1	1 Vote	Student Petitions Slutoween Store to Carry a Few More Choices About Their "Imaginary Friends"
1	1 Vote	Sitcoms Based on Radiohead's Experiment