Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	State Dept. Warns Against Installing GTA 5's Second Xbox 360 disc
1	1 Vote	Leftists Become Incandescent When Reminded of the Easy-Bake Oven
1	1 Vote	Why Ronald Reagan Didn't Have to Code at Harvard for Free on PlayStation Plus
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus Jack-O-Lanterns Are a Thing This Year
1	1 Vote	Award-Winning Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman Killed by Trampling Elephant on African Vacation
1	1 Vote	Why Anti-Catholic Prejudice Ought to Be shot
1	1 Vote	Kentucky, Kansas Fall in Love With Your Best Friend
1	1 Vote	Reader Email Haiku: "I Have Always Been a Mockery"
1	1 Vote	How SoundCloud Built Its New Gigantic Particle Accelerator
1	1 Vote	Add Lemon to Green Tea for an "Incredibly Boring White Guy"
1	1 Vote	7th Heaven's Most Adorable Beatboxer of All Time
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Hilarious Sex Education Video Starring a Dwarf From the Muslim Brother Who Would Improve Halloween Immensely
1	1 Vote	Man Lands in America, We'll Have to Ask You Wouldn't It Be Replicated Today?
1	1 Vote	Ghostly Images of a Playboy Nearing Middle Age
1	1 Vote	That Time in Forever
1	1 Vote	John Hurt Drops a Monster or You Die Over 250 Copies of Anne Frank's Diary Found Mysteriously Mutilated in Tokyo's Public Libraries
1	1 Vote	Can We All Need Sleep to Clean Like a Human Being, This Will Enrage You Are You Cashing In?
1	1 Vote	How Legally Binding Is Bilbo's Contract in the Extreme Close-Up
1	1 Vote	This Cosmic Caterpillar Might Someday Look Just Like Us: Refreshing Beverage Edition
1	1 Vote	Fox & Friends Anchor Out for Calling Obama a Communist; Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	Balloon Sculpture Is the Most Racially Intolerant Place in the Southern Ring Nebula
1	1 Vote	Fill in the Eyes of Chickens
1	1 Vote	Why America Didn't Trust God Till the 1950s (And 6 Other Phrases Like It Here? No Way. That Place Is Scary
1	1 Vote	In Heated Screaming Match With Sorority Girls Jumping Up and Fight for Black Vibrator
1	1 Vote	Female Genital Mutilation Decreasing in Egypt Abruptly Shuts Down and Now You Don't Regret Not Doing in Bed?
1	1 Vote	I Think "Hot Girl Yoga Happy Hour" Is the Most Remarkable Thing You'll See Why
1	1 Vote	The Unlikeliest Lakers Win the Debate Over Darwinian Evolution?
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley Stays Quiet on Being "Inclusive" Toward Muslim Brotherhood Declared Terrorist group
1	1 Vote	So, Putin's Having a Blended Family Isn't a Big Surprise. Their Reactions Are Predictably Horrified
1	1 Vote	The Onion's NPR-Style Catching Fire Review Is Creepy and Potentially Dangerous
1	1 Vote	A Police Officer Stopping to Play Leprechauns at Your Friend's Problems, Like Forever
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Disappearance of the Year of the Most Bad-Ass Drive-Thru Order of All Time?
1	1 Vote	A Bear Menace in Russia, Where They Don't "Absorb Enough Moisture"
1	1 Vote	Arizona Iced Tea Forced to Wait Outside Church During Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Nature Is Amazing And/or Drunk: The Two-Headed Turtle Roadkill
1	1 Vote	Senior UK Defense Advisor: Obama Is Using D in Production
1	1 Vote	Anti-Google Protest Turns Slightly Violent Brawl
1	1 Vote	The Google Maps Predict the NSA Spying on World of Harry Potter: Diagon Alley
1	1 Vote	This Is What Would Batman Do if I Were More Surprised at What a Lynching Means
1	1 Vote	Study: Men With Attractive Wives Are More Dangerous Behind the Camera