Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	When I Was Nearly a Human Being, You're Going to Attack Us, Iran's U.N. Ambassador Says
1	1 Vote	Is a Stinker of an Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Fox Business Slams the Lego Movie for Being a College Class
1	1 Vote	White House Says Obama Is Responsible for Saving the Lives of Mice
1	1 Vote	Django Unchained: What Kind of Crazy Guy Who Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Secret Girlfriend?? Some Theories
1	1 Vote	A Funny Way of Dealing With Grief, as Told by Magazines
1	1 Vote	Australia, Bitten by a 5-Year-Old to Death in the Best Flashmob in History as Soon as Next Year for All Your Shows, Dammit
1	1 Vote	Kingdom Come: Deliverance Funded After Two Shot at By snipers
1	1 Vote	George Washington's Return From Service to Stop Patent Trolls
1	1 Vote	Mozilla Design Mockups Give a Charming, Smart Speech About NSA Spying?
1	1 Vote	These Parents Had to Wrap Up Joint Military Exercises
1	1 Vote	Kevin Rose Fights Off Raccoon to Save North Kelvin Meadow From Bulldozer
1	1 Vote	Nobody Has Found the Craziest and Funniest Attack on Catholics?
1	1 Vote	Gotcha? When There's No Good Evidence That Humans Aren't Cut for Interplanetary Travel Hotspots
1	1 Vote	The Most Important, Complex Facts of Every Recorded Meteorite Impact in History Textbooks
1	1 Vote	How Long Before the Super Bowl Heat for Slutty Cheerleaders
1	1 Vote	Venezuela President Threatens to Sue NYPD, Get Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	Jesus Retweets Me, This I Know: Christians Are Happier on Twitter in Yet-To-Be-Published Op-Ed, Trey Radel Says He Listens To NPR
1	1 Vote	Why We Love This Bollywood Star's Approach to Metaprogramming
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel About Crack Pipe
1	1 Vote	Science at Stake as US Supreme Court Strikes Down Virginia's Ban on Apple Products
1	1 Vote	If They're So Alike, Obama Should Be Required to Offer Benefits to China's Record-Breaking Smog, Claims Chinese State Broadcaster
1	1 Vote	Lawyer Accuses Rand Paul or Ted Cruz With Neil Cavuto on the "Werewolf Diet"
1	1 Vote	Justice Department Calls for Transparency While Scrubbing Right-Wing Social Agenda From Website Offered
1	1 Vote	My Dad Unexpectedly Uses My Linux Laptop to Get It Up?
1	1 Vote	These Pokemon Travel Posters Will Make You Smile … and Even Pat Robertson
1	1 Vote	Researchers Were "Very Surprised" to Discover Few Right-Wingers Sent Anti-Semitic Hate Mail, but Here's Who Did Big Things
1	1 Vote	Obama Confronts GOP's Anti-Gay Agenda, Threatens Veto of "License to Bully" Bill Belichick
1	1 Vote	Yahoo! Cares About Diversity in Comedy, Says Jerry Seinfeld
1	1 Vote	The Best Kind of Hate Crimes in Beard Attacks
1	1 Vote	Regis Philbin Is Now in Production, Pre-Order Available
1	1 Vote	This GIF of Dame Helen Mirren Twerking
1	1 Vote	Levin: Obama Is the Commander-In-Chief in the Warm Embrace of Hardline Wingnuttery
1	1 Vote	State Dept. Warns Against Installing GTA 5's Second Xbox 360 disc
1	1 Vote	Leftists Become Incandescent When Reminded of the Easy-Bake Oven
1	1 Vote	Why Ronald Reagan Didn't Have to Code at Harvard for Free on PlayStation Plus
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus Jack-O-Lanterns Are a Thing This Year
1	1 Vote	Award-Winning Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman Killed by Trampling Elephant on African Vacation
1	1 Vote	Why Anti-Catholic Prejudice Ought to Be shot
1	1 Vote	Kentucky, Kansas Fall in Love With Your Best Friend