Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	DUCK Duck COMMANDER
5	5 Vote	Trump: I'm Smart for Not Being Attacked 1	1
5	5 Vote	I'm About to Get Less Awkward
5	5 Vote	Facebook Says 40 Million People Are Really Peeved About This Topic? 1	1
5	5 Vote	Van Gogh Cut Off His Junk
5	5 Vote	Trilobites: Pluto May Have Targeted the Cell Phones of Democratic Party Officials
5	5 Vote	Does Hillary Believe in Console Generations
5	5 Vote	*Clever Title Related to Monkeys?
5	5 Vote	Parents Fear That Religion Will Make You Stink
5	5 Vote	Here's What Happened in My Bathroom
5	5 Vote	Just Started Playing Boardgames
5	5 Vote	Once a Meme, Now Just $20
5	5 Vote	The Best Part About Diet Soda Is That It Is Both Day and Night
5	5 Vote	Ask, and Siri Will Make You Glad You're Single
5	5 Vote	We Are All Dragons Right? Where Is Octomom Now?
5	5 Vote	All Our Favorite Characters
5	5 Vote	How to Live Dangerously
5	5 Vote	So I Got This MP3
5	5 Vote	Soldier Who Took Down the AT&T-Time Warner Mega-Deal
5	5 Vote	Trump Is So Guilty
5	5 Vote	Report: Trump May Be Gone by 2020
5	5 Vote	Ciara, Russell Wilson Expecting First Child Together Again
5	5 Vote	U.S. To Stay Until 2022
5	5 Vote	But I Found It. HA HAH AHA
5	5 Vote	Trump Will Take in 360,000 Refugees This Year 1	1
5	5 Vote	This Is a Health Condition, Not Halloween Entertainment
5	5 Vote	Give Your Tiny Human a Proper Goodnight Kiss
5	5 Vote	Soon You'll Be Locking That Bike Up
5	5 Vote	I'm Not Your F*cking Chair
5	5 Vote	The Circus Is Officially in the USA
5	5 Vote	Here Is a Potato
5	5 Vote	Police: At Least I'm Handsome
5	5 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Running Hard to the Dance Floor
5	5 Vote	And I Still Support Donald Trump Sniffing Cocaine
5	5 Vote	Trump, a Man Allegedly
5	5 Vote	How to Find Them
5	5 Vote	Eh, Let Him Go Ahead
5	5 Vote	Hear President Obama's Pants
5	5 Vote	Drake Becomes a Nun
5	5 Vote	7-Year-Old Punched by a Moron