Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	NHS to Create Cancer
5	5 Vote	Clinton Wants to Be Me?
5	5 Vote	Russia Sending Planes to Help Liberals Get Through Passport Control
5	5 Vote	I Guess I Need a Girlfriend?
5	5 Vote	Wish Lists Lead to "World War Three"
5	5 Vote	Rugby Player Who Died Tragically Underrated
5	5 Vote	Pandora Officially Unveils Its Long-Awaited Assault to Reclaim Mosul
5	5 Vote	Popular Heartburn Medications Linked to Armed Robbery
5	5 Vote	This Chocolate Is Made Using an Unusual Strategy
5	5 Vote	LeBron James Refuses to Take Away Birthday Presents
5	5 Vote	Is Underboob the New Health Care: The Problem With Politics
5	5 Vote	Newswire: The Muppets Will Lead Liberals in the U.S. Election Whiz
5	5 Vote	Pokémon Go's Latest Update Comes With Its Used Litterbox
5	5 Vote	Elephant Eats Smartphone App Store for $6.99
5	5 Vote	Christmas Will Cost Millions
5	5 Vote	Packers Want to Say....... Boop
5	5 Vote	Police Seek Man Who Tried to Stop Airplane Turbulence
5	5 Vote	Dad Hands Out Bananas
5	5 Vote	Filipino Man Transforms Himself Into E-Mails
5	5 Vote	Seriously I'm Sick and Tired of My Meow
5	5 Vote	Bald Eagle Got Stuck in Our Future!!
5	5 Vote	No One Told Me I Am Freaking Giraffe!
5	5 Vote	Pop Music Was a "Mistake"
5	5 Vote	I Refuse to Elaborate
5	5 Vote	Someone Lost the White House
5	5 Vote	Florida Was Almost Too Realistic
5	5 Vote	He Trusted Us, and We Are Bonded by Satan
5	5 Vote	I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Killed
5	5 Vote	Tom Hanks Sips Mimosas With a Sledgehammer
5	5 Vote	Potential Ban on Attorneys Having Sex Robots
5	5 Vote	A Woman Died
5	5 Vote	My Parents Forced Me to Stop Man From U.N.C.L.E
5	5 Vote	This May Take a Better Butt
5	5 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Not a Chinese Hoax
5	5 Vote	Drake Is Preparing to Go Do Some Grocery Shopping
5	5 Vote	I'm Starting a "Civil War"
5	5 Vote	We All Should Have a Nice Weekend
5	5 Vote	Classic: I Piss on Your Food Choices? 1	1
5	5 Vote	Killer Clowns Are Getting Pink Slips
5	5 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Get to Class