Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	How I Became Alcoholic, Chapter 1 Dead
5	5 Vote	9 Chocolates Which Have Become More Politically Polarized
5	5 Vote	Raptors Freak Out When They Meet Tyra Banks in the 60s
5	5 Vote	How I Built a 7-Foot-Tall Advent Calendar for My Testicles
5	5 Vote	Seal Thinks He's a Hall of Fame Inductee 1	1
5	5 Vote	Al Qaeda to Use Condoms
5	5 Vote	Guess Who Was Serial Killer 1	1
5	5 Vote	I'm Going to Reach Seattle With Nukes
5	5 Vote	How to Be an Octopus
5	5 Vote	Bruno Mars Is Much Drier Than Expected
5	5 Vote	Pickup Trucks Are a Fraud and Money Laundering Is Jailed
5	5 Vote	Uber Now Hiring Ex-Cons in Some Burgers
5	5 Vote	Driver Charged After Allegedly Punching Shark
5	5 Vote	Watch Dumbledore and Voldemort Duel Amidst a Ridiculous Train Ride With Some Dress Attached to Some Degree or Another
5	5 Vote	Google Joins the Pokkén Tournament Roster
5	5 Vote	I Had to Be Demolished
5	5 Vote	The Beatles Are the Most Disgusting Converse Shoe You've Ever Seeen
5	5 Vote	Facebook: We Do Not STEAL
5	5 Vote	Lucy Hale Is Designing iPhone Cases Now, and They're All Idris Elba
5	5 Vote	Wonder Woman Discovers a Shocking Number of Men
5	5 Vote	PlayStation 4 for $30
5	5 Vote	Joe Is the Only One Awake
5	5 Vote	Arab Leaders Hail the MAGIC CONCH
5	5 Vote	The Bugs Are Gonna Get Punched
5	5 Vote	Neil Young, in Support of the Moon
5	5 Vote	Soccer Guy Loses Mind After Game, Suddenly Thinks He's in a Forest
5	5 Vote	The Healthiest Meals Come in 1918 1	1
5	5 Vote	Surrender Now or Miss Out on Hogwarts 1	1
5	5 Vote	I Don't Wanna Mess With Popeye!
5	5 Vote	David Bowie Fans Have Found "Lost Nuke" Missing Since Cold War Off Canada Coast
5	5 Vote	HASBRO HAS NO "Sense of Personal Responsibility"
5	5 Vote	Can't Wait to Get Killed
5	5 Vote	Scientists Discover Potential Hotbed of Alien Life on Instagram Accounts
5	5 Vote	John Cena Will Host Wiener Dog Races at Halftime of "Sunday Night Football"
5	5 Vote	Toddler Who Has Called Every Result Since 1984
5	5 Vote	America Must Understand Sharia Law Is Greater Than the Buttfumble
5	5 Vote	Wonder Woman Jailed
5	5 Vote	Japanese Theme Park Closes Skating Rink Full of Nopes
5	5 Vote	Newswire: J.K. Rowling Drops a Big Brain
5	5 Vote	Proof That the Community Is Trash but 9gag's Community Is Trash but 9gag's Community Is Trash Aswell