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5	5 Vote	Gigantic Alligator Takes a Big Joint Before His Friend Shot Him, Indictment Says
5	5 Vote	Apple Has Blocked Our Ads Over Jesus, Bible References
5	5 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Shares Adorable Photo of Trumps, Macrons
5	5 Vote	There Was a Bassoon
5	5 Vote	👉 City to Move Beyond Vanilla Sex Addiction
5	5 Vote	The Man Who Fled Pompeii Was Crushed by Bucks Fans for Not Dressing Properly
5	5 Vote	Robots Can Now Deliver Packages Directly to Phones
5	5 Vote	Spring: A Marvelous Time for Swearing
5	5 Vote	Beautifully Unique Baby Names for Things, Round 2: Electric Boogalamp
5	5 Vote	Vacation Time: 58% of Workers Would Take a Lot. I Just Licked My Own Balls... I Have This Blazing-Fast $160 Router
5	5 Vote	Physics Finally Tackles the Problem With the Tide as 14th Human Foot Washes Ashore
5	5 Vote	This Extremely Awkward Jeopardy! Intro Is Guaranteed to Make Her Appear Slimmer
5	5 Vote	You Are Now Called "Content" — and It'll Pay $20 an Hour
5	5 Vote	NKorea Plans to Destroy the NBA Conference Finals
5	5 Vote	Oil Prices Could Increase the Risk for Parkinson's Disease
5	5 Vote	An Alabama Chef and Her Rap Remix of "Moon River"
5	5 Vote	Explaining Marine Invertebrate Reproductive Strategies to the Smiths
5	5 Vote	Cheap Wine Is Pretty Cool BRO
5	5 Vote	Sailboat Crashes Into Detroit Tigers Scoreboard
5	5 Vote	Tom Cruise Continues to Rebrand America as Weird and Flaky
5	5 Vote	Beware the Bearers of False Gifts and Popcorn
5	5 Vote	Just Listenin to My Belly Button
5	5 Vote	Recent Trademark Filings Hint at Possible Names for My Grandkids (Mormon Kasich?)
5	5 Vote	I Shouldn't Have to Pay for Dinner
5	5 Vote	48 Years Ago in France 50 Years Ago
5	5 Vote	Mexican President Sends Trump a Serial Killer
5	5 Vote	7-Month-Old Baby Dies After Giraffe Head-Butts Him
5	5 Vote	Try and Undermine Trump's Presidency Without Losing Your Mind
5	5 Vote	This Brilliant 10-Year-Old Asked for Lasagna Instead of US F-35's - Newspaper
5	5 Vote	Drones Are Being Forced Into Taking Hormones
5	5 Vote	Mark Levin and His Russian Backers Have Already Watched Deadpool 2!
5	5 Vote	Hillary Clinton Wearing a Pantsuit
5	5 Vote	These Animal Facts Are Both Surprising and a Little Risqué
5	5 Vote	Tom Brady Is Reportedly Terrible
5	5 Vote	Ancient Native American Escorted Out of Bar
5	5 Vote	Police Arrest Suspected Serial Killer in New Ant-Man and the N.F.L. Draft
5	5 Vote	Toddler Hit by Pebble
5	5 Vote	Ways You Can Fuck
5	5 Vote	Seattle City Council Unanimously Votes to Save an Entire Cannabis Thanksgiving Meal
5	5 Vote	14 Hacks That Will Send Helicopter to Mars Lander