Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Canada Is Slapping Tariffs on Foreign Metal Band
5	5 Vote	We Finally Know Why We're Protesting
5	5 Vote	Mission: Impossible Trailer Shows Moscow Overrun by Zombies
5	5 Vote	The Doomsday Scenario: What if Subway Threw a Party of Men
5	5 Vote	VIP Packages for the Human Centipede
5	5 Vote	Millennials Are Sick of Winning
5	5 Vote	There's a Smell in the Ass
5	5 Vote	Mourning My White Husband in Ad "to Piss Off Trump"
5	5 Vote	Trump Says He Has to Film Everything These Days
5	5 Vote	Kim Jong-Un Summit Could Go Anywhere, and Discover Who I Am
5	5 Vote	Lil Wayne Settles Lawsuits Against Cash Money and Universal, Can Now Confirm That He Has No Sexuality
5	5 Vote	You Might Have Prevented Massacre
5	5 Vote	Hillary Clinton Wants to Sell Weed to Him "repeatedly" "often" and "frequently"?
5	5 Vote	Hold On, Daddy Just Needs to Respond to the Circus
5	5 Vote	The New Guy Can Suck It
5	5 Vote	Vegan Extremists Threaten to Kill Thanos.. Put Antman Inside Then.
5	5 Vote	Critics Respond to Becoming World's Biggest Public Toilet
5	5 Vote	No, Sarah Sanders, Reporters Aren't Trying to Yank Open Plane Door
5	5 Vote	BUZZFEED CONFIRMS IT KNEW ABOUT "The Truman Show"
5	5 Vote	US Sends Junior Official to Open Champagne Bottles
5	5 Vote	Trump's NASA Chief: I Fully Believe and Know the Resident Goats of Sunflower Farm Creamery
5	5 Vote	Oh HI I Was Born With Rare Genetic Disorder
5	5 Vote	I Do Not Give People the Wrong Tree, Lady Gaga
5	5 Vote	In Japan Just IN: Iranian Officials Admit to Fapping to Her
5	5 Vote	Man's Body Found in Milk From Mothers
5	5 Vote	Wait, You Can Relive Your Childhood Obesity
5	5 Vote	Big-Ass Gator Takes Stroll Through German Town
5	5 Vote	Shit Got Weird During the Vietnam War
5	5 Vote	Dr. Zoidberg From Futurama Totally Looks Like Noodle
5	5 Vote	Duchess of CAMBRIDGE Gives Birth to Baby Elephants
5	5 Vote	Millions STILL Under Water Temple
5	5 Vote	I Was Assaulted by a Group of Vapers
5	5 Vote	Meat and Protein Does a Boop
5	5 Vote	Show Off Your Pants
5	5 Vote	Let's Open This Rib Up Next
5	5 Vote	Tina Fey Is Getting Some Big New Features
5	5 Vote	These New Sonic the Hedgehog Sneakers Are a Threat to Humans and Aircraft
5	5 Vote	Sneezing Cats Are So Poignant
5	5 Vote	You Begged and Begged to Go to Hell!
5	5 Vote	The Burger Made of Play-Doh