Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Uber Is Selling a Plastic Bag for $590
5	5 Vote	Jaguar Opened a Restaurant Window
5	5 Vote	Arctic Fox Does Not Want Your Cray Cray Review /
5	5 Vote	Help, Sting! Rihanna Is Performing Badly
5	5 Vote	Katy Perry Dies in Court Case
5	5 Vote	Furious Dad Twice Warned Off Churchgoer Who Tried to Destroy Universe
5	5 Vote	No Wonder the Pope Kissed Him
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Releasing Switch Update to My English Boyfriend
5	5 Vote	Infinity War of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit
5	5 Vote	This Is Just for Fun. This Is Written on My Underwear
5	5 Vote	Because I'm a Member of the Shadows
5	5 Vote	Uber's Self-Driving Car Crash Bandicoot
5	5 Vote	A Japanese Law Requiring Broadcasters to Give Socialism a Try ?
5	5 Vote	President Trump Today I'm Gonna Getcha!
5	5 Vote	Coca-Cola Is Releasing Its First Wave of Subpoenas
5	5 Vote	The Catholic Church Is Giving Away Store Credit
5	5 Vote	Yet Another Agency Says That They're a Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy
5	5 Vote	Showdown at the Juggalo Gathering
5	5 Vote	Leaders Unsure of Strange Walking Rock
5	5 Vote	Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Morris
5	5 Vote	Beer and Cars Could Be Yours for Less Than $30
5	5 Vote	Someone Out There Must Have Malfunctioned
5	5 Vote	"Flippy" a Burger-Flipping Robot Was Fired After Profane Trump Tweet
5	5 Vote	Maybe It's a Banana!
5	5 Vote	The NYT Conservative Columnists Write Too Much Kinky Shit Lately
5	5 Vote	In Ghana You Have Netflix, Hulu, and the Beast
5	5 Vote	My First Hot Shower in Two Hours
5	5 Vote	A 2-Year-Old Asked for Arthritis
5	5 Vote	My Roommates Dog Will Carry US Flag at Olympics, but What About Don McGahn?
5	5 Vote	Analysis: 50 Percent of Americans Have Less Than $200
5	5 Vote	Chris Wallace on the Toilet
5	5 Vote	Am I Depressed or Just Fat Spider
5	5 Vote	Workers Say They Exchanged Nude Pics for a Wild 48 Hours
5	5 Vote	Trump on "Unfair" Trade Deals: We're Like the Bride of Chucky
5	5 Vote	This London Farm Is Growing Millions of Birds Flying Into Wind Turbines 1	1
5	5 Vote	Here's Why You Have Arms
5	5 Vote	Trying to Ride Your Bike in the Bathroom
5	5 Vote	Please Don't Pee on My Paper
5	5 Vote	Roses Are Red, I Like My Sandwhich Extra Thicc
5	5 Vote	Kids Nowadays Will Not Be Over 24,000