Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

50	50 Vote	Senate Votes to Put Your Laundry Away
50	50 Vote	Would You Like Disappointment, You'll Love Next Week
50	50 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With This Fucking Pencil
50	50 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
50	50 Vote	All Right Parents, Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
50	50 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Constitutionality of the Plus and Minus Symbols
50	50 Vote	Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Save the Planet!
50	50 Vote	Help! My Couch Is Giving You Brain Damage
50	50 Vote	North Korea Totally Trolled by 4chan Founder
50	50 Vote	Robots Took Over Your Lawn
50	50 Vote	Birdman Sells Spare Condo ... Gets Crushed by Eggs
50	50 Vote	Chris Christie Wants Only Sick Children to Smoke
50	50 Vote	Motorola Is Selling a $38 Hula Hoop
50	50 Vote	Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of the PlayStation Vita, and It Was Awesome
50	50 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Cat Soup!
50	50 Vote	George Zimmerman Just Saved Someone From a North Korean Prison Camp
50	50 Vote	America's Nuclear Waste Is Just Absolutely Perfect
50	50 Vote	Immigrants for Sale. You Read That Right
50	50 Vote	Dear Homies Who Say Health Is Bad for You
50	50 Vote	Smartphones Are Made Entirely From Flowers
50	50 Vote	Architect of Giant Vagina Stadium Says It Now Has a Diploma!
50	50 Vote	Men Discover They Really Don't Look Like Hairy Hot Dogs
49	49 Vote	5 Scientists Who Were Just Too Sexy
49	49 Vote	Robert De Niro Just Fathered a Baby — Without Spilling His Beer
49	49 Vote	I Can Has a Strange Worm
49	49 Vote	Easy Zucchini Recipes That Will Leave You in a Coma After Suffering Burns
49	49 Vote	Mistakes That Are Virtually Flawless
49	49 Vote	Facebook Is Trying to Smuggle Cocaine
49	49 Vote	I'm Not Using Comic Sans
49	49 Vote	I Think My Sexual History Might Be… Too Intense for Future Steam Decks
49	49 Vote	Rubbing Oranges on Your Ass
49	49 Vote	Bob Odenkirk Returns to Congress
49	49 Vote	"No Signs of Life" After Massive Gas Price Hike
49	49 Vote	11 Creative Ways to Die by Suicide
49	49 Vote	Can't Wait for a Paycheck
49	49 Vote	Queen Fury: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Will NEVER Die
49	49 Vote	I Am Sorry to Say This, but You're a Con Artist
49	49 Vote	Coors Light Is Dimming 1	1
49	49 Vote	"Boy, Do You Own a "Pittsburgh Potty?"
49	49 Vote	Trump maybe Not That Into Bathing