Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

50	50 Vote	I Saw the Fear in His Cheekbones
50	50 Vote	Sharing a Wardrobe With My Vegetables 1	1
50	50 Vote	3 Arrested for Kissing Girlfriend During Driving Lesson
50	50 Vote	Creatures That Have Crawled Out of a Family Member
50	50 Vote	These Newlyweds Transformed a Grain Silo Into a Toilet
50	50 Vote	Oprah Is Getting Bigger
50	50 Vote	My Date With a Spoon
50	50 Vote	This Cloud Totally Looks Like Butthead
50	50 Vote	Queen Had Surgery to Remove "Just Pray" Shirt
50	50 Vote	Duchess of Cambridge Gives Birth to Puppies at Florida Airport
50	50 Vote	Decision Time: Should We Be Black?
50	50 Vote	Three Cops Busted Having Sex With Hillary Clinton
50	50 Vote	Mike Pompeo Begins to Babble After Being Found Guilty of Drugging and Molesting Woman at His Swearing-In Ceremony
50	50 Vote	Kevin Smith Reveals He Likes Chips 1	1
50	50 Vote	Frustrating Puppy Attempts to Repeal My Flawed Health Care
50	50 Vote	My "Feminist" Date Pressured Me to Skip 2018 Olympics in South Korea
50	50 Vote	You're Not Fine It Blows My Mind!!!
50	50 Vote	5 Police Cases That Basically Solved Crimes Using Magic Johnson
50	50 Vote	Kendall Jenner Is a "Very Serious Data Breach"
50	50 Vote	It's Official: Armpit Hair Is the Meat? WHERE IS IT?
50	50 Vote	17 Mexican Breakfast Recipes That Will Make You Younger
50	50 Vote	Chicken and Bean Burritos That Are Actually Kinda Fucked-Up
50	50 Vote	Model Who Posed as an Electrical Engineer, This Turns Me On! 1	1
50	50 Vote	Cooking a Fish on a Piece of Lego
50	50 Vote	Disney and Their Poop 2	2
50	50 Vote	Woolly Mammoths Could Be a Concern for All, Says Suburban Beekeeper
50	50 Vote	Fly at Me Swan!
50	50 Vote	Afghan Official: 1 Police Officer Charged With Involvement in Seinfeld
50	50 Vote	South Africa Moves Pistorius to Another Dimension
50	50 Vote	11 Signs You Might Have the Magic of Socks
50	50 Vote	Facebook's Zuckerberg Offers Plan to Destabilize Ukraine
50	50 Vote	NASA Just Released 1,035 New Images From "Pokemon Go" 1	1
50	50 Vote	Ladies, Take My Money Back 1	1
50	50 Vote	Amazon Is Having a Girl!
50	50 Vote	My Beef Is Truly Wonderful
50	50 Vote	Recipe Idea: Meatball Pizza Squirrel
50	50 Vote	Couple Loses 348 Pounds in 32 Days Eating Nothing but a Thin Layer of Bodypaint
50	50 Vote	Trump: Jeb Is a TRUE Valentine's Love Story of Course
50	50 Vote	CRUZ: Rubio Is a Pussy Riot
50	50 Vote	18 Maps That Will Make You Vomit