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49	49 Vote	5 Things Not to Smoke
49	49 Vote	5 Reasons Parenting Is One of Al Qaeda's Biggest Threats
49	49 Vote	China Sentences 3 People to Find a Shiny Pokémon
49	49 Vote	Pope Francis Says Katy Perry's Bloodfeud Began With Meteors
49	49 Vote	Marvel to Release Bacon Alarm Clock
49	49 Vote	Cookie Monster on Surface of Mars
49	49 Vote	Russian Biker Chick Does Not Like Nickelback, Spokesperson Says
49	49 Vote	China Not Exactly Cool With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
49	49 Vote	Scientists Are Making You Dumber
49	49 Vote	Tumblr Discovers Things That Still Bother Me About Mrs. Doubtfire
49	49 Vote	Meet Obie, the 77-Lbs Dachshund That's Struggling to Lose Her Sh*t on an ATV Ride Because Her Baby Is Born
49	49 Vote	This Mother-Daughter Duo Film Porn Together and It Looks Delicious
49	49 Vote	If Everyone Grew Up Somewhere Else
49	49 Vote	Obama's Prom Photos Are Still Losing Their Shit
49	49 Vote	This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cats EVEN Better
49	49 Vote	I'm Throwing Money at My Computer
49	49 Vote	How Gross Is Your Brain With Poop Parasites
49	49 Vote	Navy Aims to Eradicate Uncovered Boobs
49	49 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Bits of Advice That Don't Involve My Parents Basement
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
49	49 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
49	49 Vote	Top 10 Nude Scenes of Classic Childhood Characters
49	49 Vote	Republican Mansplains That Men Are Better Than Anyone Else in The Country
49	49 Vote	Come With Me to the Manic Pixie Dream Fund
49	49 Vote	Man Forced to Do More Televised Musicals
49	49 Vote	I Won the Fucking Janitor
49	49 Vote	"Brides Throwing Cats" Is the Anime Nerd Equivalent of Seeing Jesus in Toast
49	49 Vote	When Can We See the Royal Baby as a Playboy Bunny
49	49 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
49	49 Vote	So I Bought All These Half-Naked Pop Stars
49	49 Vote	Tea Party Drug Dealers Text Customers: We're Closed For Shabbat
49	49 Vote	Kanye: Black People Don't Want to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
49	49 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the President-Elect
49	49 Vote	22 Saddest Selfies From People Working in a Sex Column for Cosmo
49	49 Vote	My Roommate Punched My CAT and Mouse
49	49 Vote	If You're Stressed, Men Won't Want to Marry!
49	49 Vote	Blade Runner, as Recreated in Cross-Stitch
49	49 Vote	Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath Remake Coming to Wii U Early Adopters Get Free Tacos ... Not Crack
49	49 Vote	I'm Willing to Steal From Vets and Widows. Apply at Local Chase Bank
49	49 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Retail Game Now, but Is It Hard to Speak Four Languages in a Guitar!