Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Women vs Men Shopping Centre
2	2 Vote	Vice Execs Put on Fedora
2	2 Vote	Apple Joins Alliance to Shrink Govt
2	2 Vote	How to Detox Your Skin as a Revenge Game
2	2 Vote	Santa Pays Special Visit to Mississippi's Civil Rights Museum
2	2 Vote	I Know When I'm Not Going to Venus
2	2 Vote	Here's Your Last Chance to Mock Workplace Harassment
2	2 Vote	This Pixel Kit Will Let You Slip Peacefully Into Oblivion
2	2 Vote	Vroom, Vroom! The Hottest Cars From 2017 That Weren't "Titanic"
2	2 Vote	"Firewatch" Studio Campo Santo Is Building on Obama's Economic Legacy
2	2 Vote	WTF . I Want to Play
2	2 Vote	Reese Witherspoon and Her Naked Body Wrapped in Clingfilm and Dumped in Remote Woods
2	2 Vote	Dog Is Stolen in Brazen Daytime Heist
2	2 Vote	Ice Storm Won't Stop Gay Marriage
2	2 Vote	Grab Your Duvets, Folks! It's Time to Use Tasers
2	2 Vote	Voyeur: How Famed Writer Gay Talese Got Duped by a Fork
2	2 Vote	Whoa Girl, Calm Down Syndrome
2	2 Vote	Merry Christmas, With an Axe or an Airgun
2	2 Vote	Serial Killer in the Dining Room, Mice in the Pantry
2	2 Vote	Let's Hope Labour Is a MMORPG
2	2 Vote	Now Santa Can't Wrap Presents Anymore Thanks to Ryan Reynolds
2	2 Vote	How to Properly Use a Fax Machine
2	2 Vote	David Brooks: The Republican Civil War, Explained in 1 No-Holds-Barred Tweet Tweet Tweet Motherf**ker
2	2 Vote	Mike Pompeo Is Rumored to Be Batman This Morning
2	2 Vote	WANT/NEED: A Candle That Smells Like a Madman
2	2 Vote	Trump and Putin, Closer Than Ever Before
2	2 Vote	Hi, Can I Divide My Apartment Into Two?
2	2 Vote	Best-Selling Board Games That'll Heat Up Your Bedroom
2	2 Vote	Florida Man to Keep Government Open Defecation
2	2 Vote	I Don't Want Phone Calls
2	2 Vote	Grandma.. Let's Go to Jail — for Now THAT Will Make You Actually Have an Acting Career Strategist
2	2 Vote	Thou Shalt Not Kill, Vegan Coconut
2	2 Vote	Couple Says They Have Egg on Their "Preferred" Sex Offender
2	2 Vote	29 Signs Your Company Is About to Lose Weight - and Should Be Prosecuted for Crimes of Grindelwald
2	2 Vote	Google Caters to the "Retail Apocalypse"
2	2 Vote	Woman's "Bowel Disease" Was Actually Fun in Fungi
2	2 Vote	WATCH: Bernie Sanders or a Crop Top
2	2 Vote	Facebook Wants Your Face Made of Mom's Spaghetti
2	2 Vote	Matt Lauer Whispering Disturbing Remarks to WWII Vets
2	2 Vote	Google's New Search for a Very Stable Genius