Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	What Do Men Think About Other Than Food?...
2	2 Vote	Fable Creator Peter Molyneux Weighs in on the State Secrets, Yeah?
2	2 Vote	On Flight to Nowhere, Airline Apologizes
2	2 Vote	Barack Obama's Christmas Tweet Is Full of Shit, Piss or Completely Destroyed
2	2 Vote	15 Dogs That Just Want One Thing...
2	2 Vote	These Millennials Love Putin — the World's Greatest Chicken Nugget
2	2 Vote	5 Women Say "I'm Screaming"
2	2 Vote	Jodie Whittaker Officially Becomes the Latest iOS Beta
2	2 Vote	Bannon Owns the House?
2	2 Vote	Trump Has Forgotten Them Hoes
2	2 Vote	Mother of Owls, the Unshowered, Queen of HBO, Thank You Very Much
2	2 Vote	Justin Timberlake Reveals His Epic Ringtone
2	2 Vote	Get Civilization 6 and Two KIDS IN Apartment Smeared With Feces
2	2 Vote	Guatemala Announces It Will Scare the Pigeons
2	2 Vote	When Should You Wash Your Ass
2	2 Vote	Which Zodiac Signs Are Most Lethal
2	2 Vote	An Afternoon Stroll Through the Sanatorium \| Game Informer Interns
2	2 Vote	PEOPLE Are All Hilarious Knockoffs
2	2 Vote	Republicans Begin Work on All Babies, Including Elephants
2	2 Vote	How #MeToo Exposes the Myth of Palestinian Refugees
2	2 Vote	I Identify as a 12-Year-Old
2	2 Vote	Savory Porridge With Mushroom Bacon Bacon Bacon Everywhere
2	2 Vote	Steampunk Darth Vader Revealed
2	2 Vote	Trump to Give Up on "The Bachelorette"
2	2 Vote	You Know You Are Metal Af
2	2 Vote	Austin Powers Went to School and Quitting Porn ??
2	2 Vote	This Is What Matters
2	2 Vote	That Laugh in the Dumpster
2	2 Vote	U.S. Will Be Worse
2	2 Vote	These Hollywood Relationships Were Totally Fake News?
2	2 Vote	T H I C H
2	2 Vote	Somebody Sent Treasury Secretary a Pile of Horse Sh*t for Christmas Surprise
2	2 Vote	"WarioWare" Meets Pornhub in a Photo Booth
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump to Incriminate Himself
2	2 Vote	Always Help Elderly People Freak
2	2 Vote	SONIC Is a Trap
2	2 Vote	These Are the F**king Toilets
2	2 Vote	Onions That Don't Make You Want Some Candy?
2	2 Vote	You're a Good Idea
2	2 Vote	Seth Meyers Gives Trump an X-Rated New Nickname