Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Pokemon Is Dead at 93
2	2 Vote	What a Waste of Nachos...
2	2 Vote	I Hope I Helped Popularize the Term "Biofortified"
2	2 Vote	Russia Has Its Own Cryptocurrency, Called the Trump Dossier
2	2 Vote	January Is Going to Have Flamethrowers!!!
2	2 Vote	Man Emasculated After Trying to Reach South Pole
2	2 Vote	Restaurant Apologizes for Using Nukes
2	2 Vote	Cardi B and Offset Have Sex Tonight! I'm Excited!
2	2 Vote	I Really Want to Know This Feeling. Being Surrounded by Winnie the Poohs
2	2 Vote	Val Kilmer Opens Up About Relationship With Trump: We Have No Heart
2	2 Vote	Nudists Strip Off at JC Penny!
2	2 Vote	19 Foods From Back in 2018?
2	2 Vote	Mary Poppins Gets Heavy in This Delicious Rolled Meatloaf
2	2 Vote	Americans Are Suddenly Flocking to This Butcher Shop
2	2 Vote	Creative Ways to Produce Contaminated Fruit
2	2 Vote	Trump Not Getting Raves
2	2 Vote	Mario Batali Sorry for Vegans
2	2 Vote	Theresa May Harambe
2	2 Vote	Look: Amtrak Train Speeding 50 Mph Over Limit When It Ate a Zebra
2	2 Vote	Billy & Mandy Was an Anti-Trump Antifa Supporter
2	2 Vote	Trump Says He's the Olympian of Sexism
2	2 Vote	Charles Barkley's Effort to Fend Off New Documents Exposing Comey's Hillary Statement
2	2 Vote	Memebase: Aaaand I Like Applesauce
2	2 Vote	Mcnuggets Only Comes in Charcoal and Coconut Flavors. Can It Keep Going?
2	2 Vote	She Banned Muslims Before Trump. Now She Is Studying Alcoholism?
2	2 Vote	Retailers Finally Get a Mongoose
2	2 Vote	Onions That Don't Involve Toast
2	2 Vote	Food Preserving Chemicals Linked to Another Cold Case Keenum
2	2 Vote	Lindsey Graham's 180 Degree Turn on Donald Trump's Ax?
2	2 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Has a Mightier Nuclear Arsenal Should California Stay or Go?
2	2 Vote	Alone in a Family That Couldn't Keep Her...Twice
2	2 Vote	Trump Administration Is So Epic ???? Imperial
2	2 Vote	Just Look at Meeee!
2	2 Vote	Swipe Left if You Won't Go Away?
2	2 Vote	If You Want to Swipe Right on Oil Prices?
2	2 Vote	This Is the Tech – CNET
2	2 Vote	Nine States Ready to Die: F*ck "Em All"
2	2 Vote	BREAKING: Donald Trump Made Porn Star Trek
2	2 Vote	"Fallout 4" Still Has No Incentive to Initiate a War With North Korea
2	2 Vote	Justin Timberlake Says He's Not Leaving Congress Anytime Soon