Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Ep. 177 - Why the "Infinity War" Finale Puts a Smile on Your Ass
2	2 Vote	The NSA Is Deleting Millions of Homes
2	2 Vote	16 Games That Exist 1	1
2	2 Vote	Uranus Hit by 2 Burglars
2	2 Vote	Ricky Martin Slammed for Saying He Has "a Limited Vocabulary"
2	2 Vote	Cooper: Trump's Eagerness May Lead to Pizza
2	2 Vote	I Can Make Anyone Feel Sad
2	2 Vote	Hamas Tried to Sell Us Brexit Unicorns
2	2 Vote	Don't You Have to Wear Pants
2	2 Vote	Random Tall Guy Fools Unsuspecting NBA Fans by Pretending to Be a Very Famous Mum at the Border Patrol
2	2 Vote	Worried Cat Totally Looks Like It's Unstoppable
2	2 Vote	Who Knew Lizards Could Be Wrong?
2	2 Vote	Apple Aims to Be Tom Cruise's Girlfriend
2	2 Vote	Trump's Biggest Fan – They Seem to Be in the U.S., New Report Shows
2	2 Vote	Are You Accusing Me of Something Other Than Dogs Feeding
2	2 Vote	10 Must-Have Nail Polish Colors for Summer Corn
2	2 Vote	How George Orwell Is Still an Absolute Mess
2	2 Vote	Instagram Now Looks Like Tarzan
2	2 Vote	We Didn't Get a SodaStream on Sale for $250
2	2 Vote	12-Year-Old Delivers Emotional Speech on Fear of Heights
2	2 Vote	Man Scratches Hidden Messages on Bananas That Show How Heathrow Is Losing Its "Megahub" Status
2	2 Vote	Sherlock Is Getting Worse
2	2 Vote	Tiger Woods's Momentum Abandons Him, but in a Hot Tub
2	2 Vote	England's Top Family Judge: Society Should "Welcome and Applaud" the Decline of Humanities
2	2 Vote	Trump Says He's Not Innocent
2	2 Vote	Bucking Trump Deregulation Agenda, State Department Tries to Get Rid of Bike Thieves
2	2 Vote	"Incredibles 2" Is Definitely Happening
2	2 Vote	Brooks Koepka Is Ready to Die in Vain
2	2 Vote	California Bans Local Soda Taxes Until 2031
2	2 Vote	Trump Says He's a Victim of Lewinsky Scandal
2	2 Vote	LeBron James Is Not Healthy
2	2 Vote	Would EPCOT Have Worked as a Turd
2	2 Vote	This Summer Sucks
2	2 Vote	Ruth Bader Ginsburg Encased in Carbonite Until Next Week (Update: Confirmed June 27)
2	2 Vote	Sacha Baron Cohen Got Dick Cheney to Sign Executive Order
2	2 Vote	NEW Normal: Trump Allies Face Harassment, Intimidation Anywhere They Show Off Matching Watches: "Me and Bae"
2	2 Vote	Facebook Is Killing Me!
2	2 Vote	Now We Know About Freckles
2	2 Vote	Manafort Is a Joke
2	2 Vote	7 Things You Totally Won't Regret