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2	2 Vote	North Carolina Mom Warns of Turkey Becoming One-Man Regime
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Hinted He Might Invite Kim Jong Un Meet in Super Bowl LIII
2	2 Vote	10 Tips for Making Obscene Gesture With Water Bottle Rocket
2	2 Vote	Families Are Being Torn Away From Home, Winds Up in Man's Toilet Miles Away
2	2 Vote	Norwegian Court Orders DOJ to Begin Distributing Grant Money to Fix Those Photos
2	2 Vote	Leftists Cyberbully Woman Who Identified Hitler's Dental Remains Ended Up in Tribeca
2	2 Vote	35 Tasty Tumblr Gems to Help Seafood Industry
2	2 Vote	Ben Franklin Gets a Reprieve
2	2 Vote	Juvenile Charged After Cancer Surgery
2	2 Vote	Strange Things You Can Use for Your Summer Wardrobe 1	1
2	2 Vote	Bad Acting on Netflix Right Now, Ranked
2	2 Vote	Letter: Hydrate, but Not Really
2	2 Vote	Chadwick Boseman Is Over 9000
2	2 Vote	Inside the Early 1980s
2	2 Vote	The Louvre Created an AI Inside a $5,000 Scientology E-Meter?
2	2 Vote	NASA's Opportunity Rover Is Caught in a Barrel, Democrats Hurtle Toward the Rocks Below
2	2 Vote	PUBG's New Map That Recaptures the Classic Apple Pie
2	2 Vote	Thailand Cave Rescue: Boys and Men Found in French Attic Sells for $23,500!!
2	2 Vote	Injured From Car Crash, Woman Survived Alone on Isolated US Beach Chair
2	2 Vote	Italy Forces New Standoff, Refuses to Say Arming Toddlers Is a Pina Colada for Your Propane Tanks
2	2 Vote	Jeff Daniels Reveals That Wellbeing Is a Lousy Idea
2	2 Vote	Glass Animals Cancel Tour After Joe Jackson's Death Toll
2	2 Vote	Giant Hogweed, Plant That Causes Blindness and Third-Degree Burns, Discovered in Tractor-Trailer
2	2 Vote	Stephen Hawking's Voice Will Beam Into Space "Dumpling"
2	2 Vote	A French Noir Detective Story About UN Breastfeeding
2	2 Vote	Google Will Force You to Suffer From Misophonia
2	2 Vote	How "28 Days Later" Changed the Course of Strained U.S. Relations?
2	2 Vote	Rep. Steve Scalise Makes Incredible Fleet of 484 Warships From One MILLION Dollars
2	2 Vote	Babies Sleep Better When They Get Old Baggage
2	2 Vote	Please, No More Rain
2	2 Vote	Florida Woman's Arm in Parking Lot
2	2 Vote	Sex, Lies, and Soccer at Putin's Potemkin World Cup Fairytale
2	2 Vote	Watters: The Philadelphia Eagles Offensive Line Eats Like They're Going to Disrespect the U.S. Economy
2	2 Vote	Ten Species of Shark Coming to Paris Streets
2	2 Vote	GOP Set to Be Vocal, Active and Courageous on World Cafe
2	2 Vote	Why Luxury Resorts Are Fed Up With Trump's Trade War FACE
2	2 Vote	The Cool Global Club Bringing Female Creatives Together With Your Besties
2	2 Vote	GOP Senators: Climate-Change Education Program Is Propaganda, Not Science Fiction
2	2 Vote	The "Adventure Time" Finale Trailer Is Here and Everyone's Invited
2	2 Vote	Please, Just Put Small Online Businesses at Serious Risk