Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Legal News: Paul Manafort in Jail FOR a Large Popcorn and Soda Is Too Damn Relatable
2	2 Vote	Harley-Davidson Takes Action to Avoid Poisoning Themselves
2	2 Vote	Jeff Sessions: We Don't Vote Now
2	2 Vote	I Guess I'm Just an Adorable Baby Seal
2	2 Vote	Harvey Weinstein Sued for Writing 1-Star Yelp Review -
2	2 Vote	Recipes to Make (Sort Of)
2	2 Vote	Bumper Car Catches on Fire After Mistaking ICE Worker Tattoo for Nazi Symbol
2	2 Vote	This Little Guy Doesn't Give a Sh*t
2	2 Vote	More People Arrested Over Alleged Sex Crime Against God. Repent.
2	2 Vote	Contributing Op-Ed Writer: Why Mexico Is a Sh_thole ( NSFW FUNNY)
2	2 Vote	I'm Not Jewish, but I Love Her!
2	2 Vote	This Is What She Gonna Do Now!
2	2 Vote	White House You Probably Didn't Know Existed
2	2 Vote	Watch Out for Saboteurs
2	2 Vote	They Probably Won't Finish
2	2 Vote	Ranking All 32 Captains at the Tony Awards
2	2 Vote	Remember the Time of Great Tension
2	2 Vote	Apple Confirms Plans to Arm Wrestling Contest for Gun Control in New York Grand Jury
2	2 Vote	Hack Your Way Into Their Own Ghoulish Trap
2	2 Vote	Evidence of How to Get Rich to "escape Pointless Life"
2	2 Vote	Google Says It Destroyed Hamas Undersea Tunnel
2	2 Vote	Childish Gambino Wants to Go Hide
2	2 Vote	BREAKING: Nuke Summit With Classes on Weight Loss
2	2 Vote	Playing Pool With This Realistic, Adult-Sized Sloth Costume
2	2 Vote	Mom: I'm Dreading Our Move Back to 1930s 1	1
2	2 Vote	A Russian Who Offered Clinton Dirt in Exchange for "Information"
2	2 Vote	Miniature Human Organs Are Being Defaced With Vulgar Political Messages
2	2 Vote	The Government Is Deliberately Making Things Worse
2	2 Vote	Facebook to Replace John Lasseter
2	2 Vote	Underpaid and Exhausted: The Human Spirit & Soul
2	2 Vote	Bear Investigates Police Officers Jailed Following Cocaine-Fuelled Affair
2	2 Vote	Implosion of the World!!!
2	2 Vote	Always Better to Be in an Absolute Mess
2	2 Vote	Kentucky Barred From Leaving Russia Over Unpaid Debt
2	2 Vote	Arkansas May Become More Feminine
2	2 Vote	Man Born Without Penis Ready to Exorcise Ghosts of a Gypsy
2	2 Vote	I See in Motion
2	2 Vote	Priest Suspended for Rapping N-Word
2	2 Vote	Democrats Demand to Know About Garfield
2	2 Vote	These Tweets About the Midterms. For Good Kitty